You will believe a golfer can play helicopter golf.
Jeremy starts up a new column.
You’re welcome, Rene.
A healthy stack of reviews this week.
The result leaves you feeling as if you have been cast into cinematic purgatory.
Steve Carell mopes, while Knightly is adorabritish.
Everyone is getting their shit together appropriately quickly.
…what if she does? Will it then be time to end it all?
and it’s not very insidious…
Machete don’t MySpace face…
Looks like Sly spoke too soon…
It would have been a better song if it were about Herve Villechaize. Paging Weird Al…
Billy takes care of them pesky insects and critters and makes a fashion statement while doing it!
DRIVE? DRIVE. But that’s not all…
Business picks up, and your Special Ed is there.
Jared’s back on Blu-Rays and it’s mutually consensual.
Great New Special Ed Look – Same Great Special Ed Taste!
They’re at it again!
Even though the week is slow, the gang still finds the goodness in deep-inclined guitars…
…maybe a tale of monsters attacking a child suits you.
It’s the Never-Ender Year-Ender. Catch it!
That ole backwards movie about a shark vomiting up humans until they open a beach, finally in 1080p!
Everything is safe (and bland and boring and worthless) about this house.
Tim suggests you seek out this foreign-language film, immediately – before he spoils it for you.
A brilliant 3D documentary, PINA is an absolute must-see.
Tim thinks Chronicle may surprise audiences willing to give it a chance.
STOP, Hammer time!
Sebastian wants to suck your blood. And your free time.
Jeremy starts up a new column.
Thank Grab it’s Friday
Michael wants you… in pieces.
Poppa’s gotta brand new Grab.
It would have been a better song if it were about Herve Villechaize. Paging Weird Al…
All your favorite/least favorite movie pet deaths, buried in one place.
