The teaser trailer for Bryan Singer’s adaptation of Jack and the Beanstalk [no they really did] was so awful it made my voids hurt. Jack and the Beanstalk! What’s next, Werner Herzog’s Humpty Dumpty?
I would SO see that movie. Then Singer’s flick was delayed for a while as the world soaked in Gulliver’s Travels and let it stick to their bones. Or because folks had no idea why the fuck the movie existed. Beans + Large Men = GOLD.
There’s a new trailer for the inevitable release of this fantasy movie. Here it is.
At least Ewan and the Tucc are in it.