TED was a hit and a half this summer, proving once and for all that Seth MacFarlane has a mind for making an extraordinary amount of people laugh with fairly raunchy material. The Walhberg/Bear flick had a beating heart beneath all of that dick joke stuffing though, which is just as big a reason for it clicking as anything else.

In any event, the film is out today on Blu-ray, and CHUD would like you to have the film for yourself, along with a few extra prizes that you’re not going to get just anywhere. You’ll be getting a Blu-ray copy of the movie, a mini-poster for the film, a luggage tag, 2 “Thunder Buddy” glowsticks, and a striped green/white TED scarf for the winter. We’ll have two of these packages to give away.

To win, all you need to do is the following…

• Send an email HERE (my name, no spaces, @gmail.com) and make sure the subject is precisely: “TEDcontest”

• In the body of the email include your name and shipping address

• Include your absolute favorite dick joke. Make sure it’s not too long- I’m going to tweet the winning jokes (so include your @handle if you have one).

That’s it! Good luck…



A foul-mouthed, hard-partying teddy bear and his 35-year-old best friend come
together in the #1 comedy of the year, Ted, available on Blu-ray Combo Pack,
DVD and On Demand on December 11, 2012, from Universal Studios Home

Directed by Seth MacFarlane, creator of television¹s uproarious and irreverent hits
Family Guy and American Dad, Ted stars Mark Wahlberg (Contraband, The Other
Guys), Mila Kunis (Friends with Benefits, Black Swan), Joel McHale (Community),
Giovanni Ribisi (Contraband, Avatar) and Seth MacFarlane as the voice of Ted.

The Ted Blu-ray Combo Pack also includes a Digital Copy of the film, compatible
with iPhone®, iTunes®, iPad®, iPod®, iPod® touch, Android or online retail partners,as well as UltraViolet. UltraViolet is the revolutionary new way for consumers to collect movies and TV shows in the cloud to instantly stream and download to
tablets, smartphones, computers, and TVs. Consumers can now truly enjoy Ted
anytime, anywhere on the device of their choice.