Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to be so bitchy about this movie, you guys.
Mark Wahlberg looks to be playing Jack to Optimus Prime’s beanstalk and that’s fine by me. Also fine by me? Getting out of the city and away from Shia’s character, which allows Michael Bay the opportunity to film people standing heroically in front of enormous American flags for a change. These movies are REAL dumb, but they’re meant for kids, so whatever. Also, Dinobots. Some of you are probably into that, right?