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This is essentially a less defined version of the poster, not just for this entry, but for EVERY entry of the Jurassic Park franchise. More than that, this really raises the question: what can you tell about a movie from a picture of a shadow? That it will have practical dinosaurs and that those dinosaurs will be lit? That the dinosaurs will be so radically redesigned that they must be kept a secret from the public, despite this being the third sequel in a billion dollar (worldwide) franchise? That film journalism and Instagram were perhaps never meant to coexist?

I’m a stooge for posting this, I know, but if the page views help CHUD, then so be it. I’ll post something more interesting shortly.