I take photos of dumb shit. Some of you do too (submit yours HERE). Life’s too short and there’s too many dumb things out there to allow it going unnoticed or people not getting called out for it. This is where I shine a light at fools, loons, hypocrites, and in many instances my own dumb self. If you dig this, please share it on FB and Twitter (links right above this) or participate in our message board thread devoted to it.
1. Well my son did misbehave in class today…
There are words missing there because as much as the cell phone companies now rule our lives it’s safe to say that they haven’t yet secured the authority to kill our loved ones. Except when they text and drive, keep the phone too close to their heads, break their bank accounts with fees, force them to fight over new phone models, and use the phones so much their loved ones alienate them.
2. Best Business Ever?
This is a service that lets you know if someone died in your house. For a fee. For fifteen bucks. That’s how much is costs to know if someone shit to death or got themselves offed in the place you currently use as a place to store spank socks and children. This business exists.
Whatever your religious affiliation may be, it’s your business how you manage it and live your life. Chick Tracts are a completely different level transcending religion and propaganda and veering off into territory more arcane and fictional than the media they crusade against. Seriously, click to witness the absolutely most close-minded and scary shit ever. Especially considering if even one person believes this shit the damage is done.
4. If you’re looking for a drink that’s adequate.
Dr. Enuf. Because Mr. Almost, Lt. Barely, Longshoreman Forgettable, and Failure Pop were taken.
5. Serial Killlers, Take Note.
OK, follow this dude home. You have two harmless small dogs to quickly subdue and then there are six very easy to kill people just begging to be murdered. This is literally a menu for murderers. It wasn’t the intention of the car owner but that’s what it is.
And really, what does this do for a person? You need to represent your household or it doesn’t count? This is how it all feels real? All it does is tell people who don’t care how stretched your lady’s vagina is.
6. A bargain at any price.
I make fun, but really… Wal-Mart’s prices on skulls is way better than Target’s.
7. This is like every kid winning a trophy.
They’ll give any motherfuckers the sainthood these days.
8. You have to tell us this?
This is some scary shit. Luckily I’ve never been visited by a naked old fuck in the locker room who’s strapped in this uncomfortable manner.
9. I’m partial to steamed priest myself.
I’m all for cooking pastors but the cockiness of this…
10. Is this the guy who wrote Stand By Kimchee?
Not pictured: Chong Clancy.
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