I don’t watch Arrow. I didn’t see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This news means less than zero to me, but I’m sure someone out there has a strong opinion about this: TV’s Oliver Queen (his secret identity is Stephen Amell) will be donning a hockey mask and taking on the name of Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Yes, We Made Enough Money for a Sequel.
In the deep Tolkien-like mythology of Turtle lore, Casey Jones is a vigilante that eventually befriends the Turtles. …That’s all I got. I think he sometimes tries to mack on April O’Neil, but she only has eyes for amphibians with a crippling addiction to pizza.
To be fair, I think Amell is a pretty good leading man, and I hope this role lands him other big parts such as Beast Man in He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and Wheeler in Captain Planet and the Planeteers.