Ang Lee (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hulk) casts Vin Diesel (Fast Five) and Chris Tucker (The Fifth Element) for his next film, an adaptation of the Ben Fountain novel Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk. Just to reiterate: Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain, The Life of Pi) casts Vin Diesel (Furious 6, Furious 7) and Chris Tucker (Friday, Next Friday) in his next film. The rest of Lee’s cast includes Garrett Hedlund (Tron: Legacy), Kristen Stewart (Panic Room) and Steve Martin (The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, Parenthood).
I know all these words, but when I try to reread them my brain refuses to cooperate with me and the left side of my face is starting to feel numb and my nose just started bleeding.
I’ll be there opening night. Green? Super green.
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