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Packed to the gills with the hot new Indominus Rex, the full-length Jurassic World trailer is a whole lotta juicy dino destruction, and Vincent D’ino-frio! I hate myself. Seriously though man, to the people who are still grumbling about this movie, what do you guys want? Spielberg’s not directing it. It’s not Jurassic Park. It’s a whole new movie. Is it not grim and serious enough? Aren’t we all fucking tired of that? Look how the colors pop! Look at the bright blue sky! This is scratching me right where I itch. I’ll be first in line on June 12th dressed in my home-made Velociraptor costume.

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