In this new clip from Jurassic World, Owen Grady and some redshirt park staff investigate the seemingly empty Indominus Rex paddock only to find that it ain’t empty after all.
— #JurassicWorld (@JurassicPark) April 23, 2015
This presumably happens right before Bryce Dallas Howard’s character, Claire Dearing, says “we have an asset out of containment!” (you’ll hear that line in the latest trailer). The more I think about that phrase the funnier it gets. What would that mean as a euphemism? Hey, you’ve got a nut hanging out of your shorts? You have a booger in your mustache? I can see your nipple? Look, to be straight with you — this clip isn’t really much of anything, so I’m just gonna ask that you fill the comments with your ideas of what it means to “have an asset of containment”. Yay for toilet humor!