UPDATED!

On this hallowed day we must give praise and tribute to America’s favorite indestructible retard… Jason Voorhees.

In honor of Crystal Lake’s angry son, I present to you handsome people a myriad of Jason related goodness for your leisure’s pleasure.

Feast!


The climax to one of the worst games in Nintendo history.


Hey, help save the environment with Jason!




A handy chart of all of Jason’s kills. Check out the full version over at National Post.




SAGG, the artist who made the above brilliance, has alerted us to an addendum featuring the kills from the reboot. Feast!





Jason proves he doesn’t always kill the black guy first.


Let Jason hold your keys!





My humble Halloween pumpkin.



A scene from Jason’s performance of Death of a Salesman.












This selection would not be complete without a link to one of CHUD’s most delightful installments, Devin’s “10 Days of 13.”







Have a wonderful day. Jason loves you.