Rock On! Films sent word of their upcoming slate of nine (!) films, and one just caught my eye.
Wrestling fans, take note- Hulk Hogan will be appearing as a serial killer in a “pitch black thriller”- that’s right, a serious role! Entitled Black River, the Hulkamaniac will menace none other than “Diamond” Dallas Page, fellow wrestler and sometime actor. Dallas plays a man whose life is destroyed by alcohol abuse after his son is killed in an accident. He moves to a town called Black River and ends up drinking himself to oblivion, only to wake up one morning to find his neighbors dead and the murder weapon in his apartment.
Hopefully the movie isn’t as maddeningly annoying as that teaser trailer, and that no Gremlins will interfere with Hulk’s cinematic experience.
Other films appearing from Rock On! include Shock, a supernatural horror film starring Edward Furlong, and You May Be Right, a comedy about an aging cover band that stars Jason Mewes and Corbin Bernsen.
Check rockonfilms.com for more on their upcoming projects.
Looks hilarious. Right at the beginning of the trailer when he said “hello”… I was waiting for him to say YO ITS ME ITS ME ITS D-D-P!
For some reason, I like this idea. Perhaps it’s because I still think of both dudes in the ring and smile with a twinkle in my eye and a stirring in my loins.
Maybe the continuous letters of the Diamond Cutter being a rip off of the Stone Cold Stunner finally got to him. Then they taped it.
(Hell he even wore a vest too)