
Whew! Thank God he’s not black or something.
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Where are you going, Mr. Fat Jack?”
— Tom Hanks, Splash







His ass crack is prettier than his face.
But you have a natural bias toward the anus.
LOL.
Oh Giraffe, your so funny! You kill me with that razor sharp wit! Because everyone knows this is 1996 and gay jokes on a nerd site are still soooooo hilarious right? Right? You even got a big LOL from old Nardo. Nardo thinks you’re funny! Hows bout that? You have a career in standup comedy, Giraffe. You’ll bring the house down because EVERYONE giggles like a schoolgirl when they hear the word “anus”. Comedy gold. Yup.
I’ll be here all week, ladies.
Suicide averted. Let the running and punching and shooting and explosions and screwing and killing and other cool shit ensue.
He looks like Tommy Pickles.