Comments on: ALEX CROSS LOOKS LIKE A WALL OF SHIT

By: Werewolf Pussy

Werewolf Pussy — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:26:24 +0000

I think he was picked off the ship. Demeter style.

By: darkraven28

darkraven28 — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 03:00:06 +0000

Rob Cohen strikes again!! The man who cut and ran well before Fast Five made 600 million! The man who said Vin Diesel as XXX would be the next Bond franchise (so he made, erm, one of those movies)!! The man who killed Jamie Foxx in Stealth!! The man who tripled the age of the kid between Mummy sequels but barely aged Fraser! The man who’s completely full of shit now based on that trailer! Please don’t make PG-13 serial killer movies. They don’t work.

By: Mars

Mars — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 23:49:20 +0000

They should have had Joel Cohen direct after a script re-work from Ethan. That’s an Alex Cross movie I’d throw money down on.

By: TheCatfishCommander

TheCatfishCommander — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:59:56 +0000

Thank the gods Elba jumped off this ship when he did

By: Stiglets

Stiglets — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:08:05 +0000

Apparently Tyler Perry found all the weight that Matthew Fox lost.

By: J David Rhodes

J David Rhodes — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:12:35 +0000

How is Ashley Judd not in this?

By: The Mutt

The Mutt — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:30:42 +0000

Tough Detroit cop chases sadistic serial killer who tortures women and children to death. Rated PG-13.

Yeah, it’s gonna fucking suck ass. Wait, can we say fucking suck ass? Sorry. It’s going to be bad.

By: Hovis

Hovis — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:25:30 +0000

I honestly thought you were kidding about this – somehow the fact that Tyler Perry was making an Alex Cross film was not on my radar.

But, that might just be due to my instinctive reaction to avoid any Tyler Perry news.

By: Trybrow

Trybrow — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:23:53 +0000

Come on guys, at least wait untill you see it before you pass judgement! Remember everyone thought that ”Abduction” was going to be shit from watching the trailer but…

By: mvincent

mvincent — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:18:26 +0000

agreed, that trailer shit the bed. the plot looks like another generic action movie but that might be the source material (i’ve never read any patterson) although i remember enjoying the first two alex cross films, but that was probably just morgan freeman. not to mention tyler perry & matthew fox, i’m not exactly convinced.