MOVIE OF THE DAY: FULL METAL JACKET (1987)
Jordan didn’t know they stacked shit that high. — By Jordan Krause
Jordan didn’t know they stacked shit that high. — By Jordan Krause
Big brother grab. — By David Oliver
Dungeon crawler? Try dungeon brawler! Thank you, I’ll be here all night. — By Maxwell Patterson
Finally! — By Renn Brown
Now with 30% MORE VIOLENCE! — By Justin Clark
CHUD gives props to Shang Tsung. — By David Oliver
Kanye fakes a leak — By Jeb Delia
Black jokes! — By Nick Nunziata
Hey, it’s a real movie! — By Renn Brown
Trailer tomorrow, one-sheet today! — By Renn Brown
Pixar delivers an unnecessary but very entertaining film. — By Joshua Miller
David checks out this film that’s in the can. Literally. — By David Oliver
David knows what he heard, not too sure on what he saw though. — By David Oliver
Nick and Renn trade superhuman punches. — By Nick Nunziata
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg have made a classic for their audience. — By Nick Nunziata
Dungeon crawler? Try dungeon brawler! Thank you, I’ll be here all night. — By Maxwell Patterson
Now with 30% MORE VIOLENCE! — By Justin Clark
Of course you do, get in here. — By Justin Clark
Bioshock creator to bring Logan’s Run back from dev hell, and wipe away the debt. — By Justin Clark
I would’ve bought that for a dollar. — By Maxwell Patterson
And now we wait… — By Al Schwartz
WGA’s top 100-ish shows. — By David Oliver
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu — By Al Schwartz
Who wants seconds? — By Robert B. Taylor
Jeffrey Wright makes his grand entrance… — By Renn Brown
Jordan didn’t know they stacked shit that high. — By Jordan Krause
Donnie is sloppy with his drink while watching this film. — By Donnie Sturges
Patrick wants you to dance like a madman along to this cult comedy music video madhouse! — By Patrick Cooper
Jared sees dead people and they look like assholes. — By Jared Rasic
“Zach got terrorized by who?” “Them.” “Them who?” “THEM!” — By Zach Russell
Black jokes! — By Nick Nunziata
You will believe a Matt Damon can bald. — By Nick Nunziata
So damn good. — By Nick Nunziata
Nick and Renn trade superhuman punches. — By Nick Nunziata
The trailer for Blue Jasmine is here! — By Nick Nunziata
Big brother grab. — By David Oliver
Dollface grab. — By David Oliver
Band grab. — By David Oliver
The Sam Neill Madness Trilogy continues! — By Joshua Miller
Josh chats with the Always Sunny star about monsters. — By Joshua Miller