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            <title><![CDATA[DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 5/16/08]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[The Chronicles of Narnia, remember that funny SNL sketch about it? That was great, wasn't it? I have no idea. I have no sense of humor. Really. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:27:45 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[STUCK INSIDE OF EMBER WITH THE LOST CHILDREN BLUES AGAIN]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[This is excusable theft. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Jeremy Smith)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:46:08 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[TOMMY LEE JONES PAINTS HIMSELF INTO HEMINGWAY'S CORNER]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Sadly, his version of Islands In The Stream won't be a duet with Dolly Parton. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:25:11 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[SORROW: DIABOLIK]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[John Phillip Law ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Jeremy Smith)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 16:10:14 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[MR. RORSCHACH'S NEIGHBORHOOD]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Spy photos of Watchmen's New York City street sets. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Devin Faraci)</author>
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            <title><![CDATA[TOM CRUISE TAKES HIS CRAZY TO THE WHITE HOUSE]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Tries to prove Denzel Washington controls the U.S. government. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Jeremy Smith)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 14:48:29 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[THE FACE OF YOUNG JASON VOORHEES]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[He's a spooky-lookin' little bastard. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Jeremy Smith)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 14:14:47 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[CC: DAWN OF THE DEAD LEAPS FROM THE SCREEN]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[In 3-D! ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Alex Riviello)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 14:10:31 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[COMPLETELY MINOR SCOOP: JOHN VOIGHT STILL SECDEF IN TRANSFORMERS 2, TYRESE STILL FAST AND FURIOUS]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Tyrese spills some small deetz. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Devin Faraci)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:46:53 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[JOE DANTE FLIES LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL TO AICN'S MORIARTY]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Legendary director takes on a web geek's script! ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Devin Faraci)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:15:15 EDT</pubDate>
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