Articles by Dan Vinton


VICTORIA, SECRETS AND THE ART OF LIQUEFY

My wife’s a big believer in Victoria’s Secret. And apparently, by the volume of catalogs we receive on a weekly basis, Victoria’s Secret is a big believer in her. They arrive faster than we can throw them away and now have semi-permanent residence in our room, magazine stand, bathrooms, and living room. They’ve become our … Continue reading

UTAH: STRIFE ELEVATED

Aside from slathering over CHUD’s WILF-ability two months ago, I haven’t been able to come up with a single thing to write about since. News and movies are covered and I’m not usually self-aggrandizing to think anyone gives more than 3 Charcharadon shits for anything going on in my life right now because A) I’m no Barry … Continue reading

I HEART CHUD

CHUD.com is fantastic and knows it… even if not everyone else does (or even needs to). It’s even fantastic enough to smugly tell you so with one of the most subjectively accurate title tags ever committed to META: “CHUD.com-A film site for the brilliant.” I’m not disgorging praise because I wrote* for CHUD or was … Continue reading

LIFE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

JOE NAMATH COULD JUST KISS JAKE GYLLENHAAL

THE MUMMY SYNOPSYSIZED

IT’S APPLESEED, BUT NO RELATION TO THAT PUSS JOHNNY

KEITH DAVID WORKING WITH THE CHAIN GANG

NEIL ARMSTRONG PHONE HOME.

UPDATED: AVATAR ALIEN LEAKED?

3-D. YOU CAN’T SHAKE IT!

BOND’S GOT A BABE

NO ASS. JUST EYES.

ROGUE – HE’S A GRUMPY FELLA

WALL-E WORLD

SEE YOU LARTER

TOM GETS BENDLERBLOCK

DAILY NEWS ROUNDUP 7/13

INTERNATIONAL (FE)MALE

WALDEN, PLEASE. MAKE IT STOP. SAVVY?

WRITER OF BABEL, FRIEND OF SITHANDRA THE MONKEYFOOTED UNITE



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