Jeremy Smith

RAMBO AT REST

There are all kinds of reasons why John Rambo, the currently filming fourth installment of Sylvester Stallone’s other shockingly-out-of-mothballs franchise, should be better than Cries and Whispers. First off, there’s the fact that Cries and Whispers is staid even by Bergman’s hyper-staid standards; secondly, there’s the understanding that any movie carrying sixteen fucking producers can’t … Continue reading

TRANSFORMERS, ROLL OUT THE CRAP!

Hi, everyone. I’m Jeremy, and I’m officially a part of CHUD now. Let’s shake hands and come out biting. Ahem. So there’s this lingering misconception popular with males of a certain age group and a certain sexual timidity that Transformers: The Movie (aka The Transformers: The Movie) is an animated classic on par with Fantasia, … Continue reading