Articles by Dan Benenson

No, not that Brain Dead… not that one either…

Dan waxes nostalgic with the Henson creation

Dan reveals his cretinous reaction to historical documentaries

Perfect Strangers 2: The Legend of Balki’s Gold?

GAMER is to CRANK as TRUE CRIME is to GRAND THEFT AUTO?

I can think of two things that are wrong with that title…

Is this even real?

Based on the true story of a man who watched this movie and wrote a review about it

Dan takes a look at a Clive Barker adaptation as part of CHUD’s coverage of AFTER DARK HORRORFEST 4

For the auspicious debut of The Purple Stuff, I bring you my musings on Black Magic 2, aka Revenge of the Zombies, aka the literal translation of it’s original Chinese title, Bewitch Tame HeadWhy is the first full entry in my blog (on my blog? For my blog? Of? I bet it’s of. What’s the … Continue reading →

If I was one of those kids, I’d be way more interested in trying the purple stuff. Fuck Sunny D, it’s okay but it’s boring. But what is that purple stuff? Is it just grape juice? Some crazy beverage you can only get at the local corner store? Something healthy the dude’s parents drink? I’m … Continue reading →

Why haven’t you heard of Endgame? Dan Benenson will tell you

Dan gets buried in Nature’s Grave with a bunch of angry animals and Jim Caviezel’s career

Dan Benenson does bad all by himself with the latest Tyler Perry film.

This cat will F  you up.

Dan Benenson endures a schlocky Troma wannabe

Dan Benenson takes a look at one of the least talked about comedies of 2009

Dan Benenson goes on a spiritual journey with the bizarre Adult Swim series.