Articles by Sam Strange

Sam pays his respects to a national tragedy.

All jokes need to be three words or less, preferably less.

They made a sequel to Twister?

Neon lines. 

We’ve all loved and lost and grown from the experience…

Hollywood is filled with secret clubs. Some are nicer than others, but a true Hollywood player needs to join them all, regardless of reputation, creed, or entrance fee. Recently, I heard of a decade-old club called, “I directed a Harry Potter film.” I had no idea what a Harry Potter was, but since I DO … Continue reading →

Your favorite obvious jokes are all here…

It’s about a train that eats people, and almost one horse.

The saga concludes.

Cars. Two of them.

Things are beginning to change…

Finally a movie starring both Gollum and Dobby the House Elf.

The boob quest continues…

Rednecks killing Rednecks and getting killed by Rednecks. It’s hilarious.

The story of an Axl and his Slash…

Do cowboy’s spend their mid-life crises in office buildings?

Looking for big breasted love. Where is she, CHUD? Will he ever find her?

Barry Pepper

 Jim Carrey’s life teaches our life how to life better.

 Love hurts (cont.)

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which upcoming movies look like Hitler Turds (turds that waste no energy being anywhere except directly beneath your nose). In honor of this profound art, which I partake in from time to time, I give you … Continue reading →