DVD REVIEW: METAL TORNADO
It’s technically a roving magnetic vortex, but who cares when your movie is called Metal Tornado?
It’s technically a roving magnetic vortex, but who cares when your movie is called Metal Tornado?
You won’t believe it’s not CGI.
The longest sixty-eight minutes of your life.
A ghost, a vampire, and a werewolf walk into a pub. No, wait– a bar. That’s what Americans call it, right?
Los Angeles has a Ripper? I had no idea.
A family of vampire criminals dodge shoddy CGI in this sequel to 2006′s The Hamiltons.
Batman attempts to climb out of a large plot hole.
Did you know that murder is upside-down in Australia?
…and Accidental Ornithology.
All aboard for high-def banality!