MOVIE OF THE DAY: Tourist Trap (1979)
Michael revisits a classic seventies horror flick he saw on late night cable that haunts his nightmares to this day.
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COLLECTING VHS: Blood Tracks (1985)
Michael gets an altitude high from this 80′s Heavy Metal Horror/Backwoods Slasher classic from Sweden!
MOVIE OF THE DAY: Robot Jox (1989)
Michael enjoys watching two robots kick the crap out of each other. Don’t you?
COLLECTING VHS: Stryker (1983)
Michael celebrates the Mayan’s stupidity with a low budget post-apocalyptic action flick from the 80′s made in the Phillipines.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: REPO MAN (1984)
Michael says, “The life of a CHUD writer is always intense.”
COLLECTING VHS: WHEELS OF TERROR (1990)
Michael puts the pedal to the metal with the only made-for-cable thriller ever created about a pedophile muscle car from Hell!
COLLECTING VHS: To All a Goodnight (1980)
Michael spends Xmas vacation at an all-girl school with a killer dressed like Santa Claus! Ahhhh… home for the holidays.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Christmas Evil (1980)
See Christmas through the eyes of a psycho with a serious Santa fetish!
COLLECTING VHS: Elves (1989)
Michael celebrates the season with a chain-smoking department store Santa Claus and an army of horny Nazi-elves. Happy Holidays!
COLLECTING VHS: Dangerously Close (1986)
Michael exposes a high school run by a gang of vicious Young Republican bullies that Mitt Romney would have been proud of.
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One of the best licensed games ever be lookin’ good on the PSN next week. — By Justin Clark
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Ramona Flowers gets her drink on. — By Zach Russell
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This guy is the right age and has his star bright at the right time. — By Nick Nunziata
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