MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
A classic 80′s slasher featuring the biggest body count of dead Santa’s ever filmed!
A classic 80′s slasher featuring the biggest body count of dead Santa’s ever filmed!
Michael celebrates the holiday by teaming up with Chuck Norris to defeat an army of terroists that are trying to fuck up our nation’s Christmas!
Michael thinks this week’s movie S.U.C.K.S.
Michael does some hard time with Viggo Mortensen and Tom “Tiny” Lister in Renny Harlin’s forgotten supernatural horror classic!
Michael kicks ninja-zombie ass with The Burbank Karate Club!
Michael celebrates Thanksgiving with a flick about a mutant turkey monster that feeds off the blood of drug addicted hippies! Happy Holidays!
Michael serves up a first and second helping of Thanksgiving-slasher madness!
Michael serves up some vigilante-cop justice to all the creeps, Bronson-style!!!
Michael continues to revel in his unabashed and strictly heterosexual man-crush on 80′s era James Spader!
Michael serves up a bag of hot-buttered gore as one-hit wonder slasher week lumbers along.