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DVD REVIEW: BORN TO KILL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: RKO Radio Pictures, Inc. MSRP: $13.98 RATED: Unrated RUNNING TIME: 83 Mins. SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by Author/Historian Eddie Muller with audio excerpts of Director Robert Wise This DVD is part of The Warner Brothers Film Noir Boxed Set: Volume 02 (Buy it from CHUD and save your dollar … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EVEN STEVENS MOVIE, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.95 RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Survival Game The Pitch “It’s like the family you’ve always wanted… To bludgeon and disembowel.” The Humans Christy Carlson Romano (Kim Possible, Cadet Kelly &… Well, my dreams), Shia LaBeouf (Constantine, I Robot), Tim Meadows (SNL, The Ladies Man) & … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GUNNER PALACE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Palm PicturesMSRP: $24.99 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 85 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Three "Gunner Freestyle" audio rap tracks• Weblinks• U.S. Theatrical TrailerI consider myself politically aware. I try as often as I can to read the New York Times, CNN.com, The New Republic, and The Atlantic Monthly, despite my conservative … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 07.04.05

Welcome (back, hopefully) to the Special Edition. Turn up your tunes, rock out hard, and get ready for the weekly barrage of titles. If you happen to headbang, just hold on long enough to see the cover art. While you’re checking this out, I’m off to complete an awesome guitar riff and then to cry … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CADET KELLY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.97RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Commentary• Featurette The Pitch “Slightly more enjoyable than self-circumcision” The Humans Hillary Duff (Lizzie McGuire & countless other Disney DTV tripe…), Christy Carlson Romano (Kim Possible, FHM spread [2009 optimistically]), Gary Cole (Office Space, One Hour Photo & American Gothic), … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NIGHT MOVES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical trailer• “The Day of the Director” featurette The Pitch "It’s Gene Hackman playing a quietly desperate investigator. Hey, it worked for Coppola and Friedkin!" The Humans Gene Hackman, Jennifer Warren, young James Woods, pubescent Melanie Griffith. The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOSTAGE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 108 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Featurette• Deleted scenes “You’re the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time.” That’s what someone told luckless cop John McClane the second time he found himself caught dead center in an unlikely confluence of perilous happenings. That … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Subversive CinemaMSRP: $29.95 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 137 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Deleted Scenes• Short Films• Music Video• 2 Documentaries• Trailers I like baseball. I like zombies. I like movies. How could this go wrong? no. The Flick I wanted to like this film, I really did. It seemed pretty cut … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WOODLANDERS, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "It’s like every other Victorian social drama, but Emma Thompson’s not involved with it." The Humans Rufus Sewell, Emily Woof, Polly Walker. The Nutshell Emily Woof is Grace Melbury, the daughter of a middle-class timber merchant on the moors … Continue reading