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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  BBC WarnerMSRP: $79.98RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 628 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:-Deleted Scenes- Outtakes-The Life and Deaths of Captain Jack-Torchwood Declassified   The Pitch Doctor Who’s morose and violent cousin. Jack’s ‘disco strokes’ left a path of destruction in their wake. The Humans John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Burn Gorman, Naoko Mori, Gareth … Continue reading


TITLE UPPERCUT. BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Lions GateMSRP: For the low, low price of $29.95 you too can own a piece of the world-famous shit monolithRATED:  PG-13RUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:- Making Witless: The Cast on the Cast- Larry’s Use of the Analogy- The Musicians of Witless Protection   The Pitch “Let’s make a piece … Continue reading