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DVD REVIEW: WITLESS PROTECTION

TITLE UPPERCUT. BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Lions GateMSRP: For the low, low price of $29.95 you too can own a piece of the world-famous shit monolithRATED:  PG-13RUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:– Making Witless: The Cast on the Cast– Larry’s Use of the Analogy– The Musicians of Witless Protection   The Pitch “Let’s make a piece … Continue reading