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RUNNING A TRAIN ON TOM CRUISE

Tom Cruise is eyeing new projects, now that Mission: Impossible: III is about to hit theaters and his demon spawn is secure inside Katie Holmes’ well-audited belly.  The most interesting one is James Mangold’s remake of the classic western 3:10 to Yuma, which we just told you about yesterday. If Cruise did appear in the … Continue reading

COOGAN AND WINTERBOTTOM GET SERIOUS

I loved Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, so I couldn’t be more pleased that star Steve Coogan is reuniting with director Michael Winterbottom for another film, which would be their third together (24 Hour Party people came first). What I like a little bit less is that it’s going to be a serious … Continue reading

WITH ALL THE HACKING AND THE SLASHING

Both horror and comics are still quite palatable on the giant undulating tongue of Hollywood, and we’ll be treated to yet another such combo courtesy of Universal’s genre-centric subsection Rogue Pictures. Rogue will develop a flick based on the Devil’s Due comic Hack/Slash, which despite the name is not about bad writers and fetish fiction.  … Continue reading

SOME SLITHERY JOY

James "Loaded" Gunn’s upcoming alien invasion Slither has several of my favorite things: Elizabeth Banks, Nathan Fillion, Michael Rooker, and lots of sticky tentacles. The gore-splattered extravaganza hits theaters next month in all its writhing glory, but here’s a quick look at some on-set antics, courtesy of "host" (pun acknowledged) Nathan Fillion and whoever kindly … Continue reading

FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE ORIGIN: THE DIRECTOR

I guess New Line and Platinum Dunes might be serious about getting a new entry in the indestructible Friday the 13th franchise into theaters this Halloween after all. They’ve already found someone to sit in the director’s chair and orchestrate the carnage, and it’s someone experienced with the mangled meat of men. The studio has grabbed … Continue reading

ANOTHER DIESEL-POWERED VEHICLE

After a long hard day blasting bad guys on the big screen (or, um… duck-sitting), hulking meat-machine Vin Diesel trades in his arsenal and grabs an Xbox controller for some relaxing violence in the comfort of his home/trailer/castle. The hardcore gamer (whose own game company was responsible for the rather excellent Chronicles of Riddick prequel … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 2.22.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

THIS IS GETTING SIRIUS

What the fuck is going on with the new Harry Potter movie? This is a question you have to ask, since Gary Oldman’s manager has been making it pretty clear that the actor is, as of now, not in the movie, despite what Warner Bros and the press are saying. This is kind of a … Continue reading