Movie Reviews
REVIEW: CHERNOBYL DIARIES
The Hills Have Eyes… which should never be used to watch Chernobyl Diaries.
REVIEW: MEN IN BLACK 3
As dumb as you’d think and better than you’d expect.
MCP REVIEW: INDIE GAME – THE MOVIE
Meat, Fish and Blow … an alternate title?
REVIEW: THE DICTATOR
Is Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest comedy too safe to be funny?
REVIEW: BATTLESHIT
A new standard has been set for loud, explosive, overlong pointlessness.
REVIEW: DARK SHADOWS
Return from whence you came.
STAGE REVIEW: RE-ANIMATOR THE MUSICAL (2012)
Herbert West is back and better than ever.
REVIEW: THE AVENGERS (TIM’S TAKE)
Marvel Studios takes their victory lap. But is it earned?
REVIEW: THE AVENGERS (JOSH’S TAKE)
Hulk smashed Josh’s reservations.
REVIEW: HEADHUNTERS
The best Hollywood action-thriller of the year is from Norway.
COLLECTING VHS: ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION
Michael flushes another rampaging alligator movie down the toilet.
COLLECTING VHS: SLASHDANCE
Michael saves the last dance… for HELL!
REVIEW: DETENTION
There is a madness to Joseph Kahn’s method.
REVIEW: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Here’s Renn’s thoughts on one of today’s new horror flicks, spoiler-free from his screening at SXSW.
COLLECTING VHS: PULSEBEAT
Michael gets aerobicized!
REVIEW: DAMSELS IN DISTRESS
Whit Stillman’s first movie in 13 years.
COLLECTING VHS: THE BOOGENS
Michael takes on a swarm of strung-out mutant turtle Muppets.
COLLECTING VHS: CAST A DEADLY SPELL
Michael uses a little of that old black magic.
REVIEW: L!FE HAPPENS
An enjoyable dramedy, worth the time if you like the talent involved.
REVIEW: SLUMBER PARTY SLAUGHTER
The story was confusing, but at times fun.
REMAKE VS. REBOOT: THE WOLFMAN
Sebastian tries to lift the curse.






