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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

11 COLONELS ATTACK!

We’re making a movie. It isn’t Big Dick’s and it isn’t MEG, obviously. Big Dick’s is sleeping for a wake-up date some other time and MEG isn’t really something I could make locally. Expect an update on that flick in the near future though. 11 Colonels ATTACK! is a really silly and messed-up comedy which … Continue reading

THE MAN FROM NARNIA RETURNS… TO NARNIA

I haven’t really been that much into fantasy material ever since a particularly traumatic 8th grade Dungeons & Dragons campaign (RIP, Galithar the Great), so I was pretty surprised by how much I enjoyed The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. And regardless of my evolving perv reputation, it wasn’t the pretty young Pevensie sisters … Continue reading

TARANTINO WATCH: BACK TO WORK

There’s an article in today’s Variety that is apparently the official announcement for something we’ve known about for months: Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez are uniting for the horror double-feature Grind House that will emulate the cheap thrills produced in the 60s and 70s. The film (encouragingly described by Rodriguez as a “two-fisted bloodbath”) will … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 2.2.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

THE GOOD GOBLIN?

As Spider-Man 3 shoots we’re going to get plenty of rumors and spoilers. The flood has already started, with Rich Johnston claiming Theresa Russell is playing the Black Cat (he then amended his article to say she’s playing the Black Cat’s mom – without mentioning the edit. Bad form.), and now IESB claims to have … Continue reading

AN UNDECLARED FANBOY

It’s nice to see Jay Baruchel, the star of Undeclared, one of Judd Apatow’s criminally cancelled TV shows, getting work. Too bad it’s in Fanboys, possibly one of the worst scripts of all time. Baruchel and trhee others – Veronica Mars’ Kristen Bell, new Superman Returns Jimmy Olsen Sam Huntington, and Chris Marquette – are … Continue reading

SAMURAI SKEKSIS

Genndy Tartakovsky is like the King of All Geek Cred. The guy created the very well received by nerds Samurai Jack cartoon, and his Clone Wars shorts have been widely praised as the Star Wars prequels we were all hoping to see. If his Geek Cred was high yesterday, it soared this morning when it … Continue reading

NEVER FLY WITH MATTHEW FOX

If you’re boarding a flight and you see handsome Matthew Fox getting on, be afraid. Be very afraid. The former Party of Five star has found new fame as Dr. Jack on Lost – where he and a group of people ended up on a mysterious island after a plane crash. Now he’s signing on … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 2.1.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

TRAILER: THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE

Saucy 50s pinup queen Bettie Page isn’t just one of the sexiest creatures ever to visit our planet, she’s also an enduring icon (as verified by stepping within a quarter-mile of your nearest Hot Topic store), and after many false starts, her rise to fame/infamy has finally been immortalized on film. American Pyscho helmer Mary Harron is … Continue reading