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CONTEST: LOST – SEASON ONE

You all know the show. Many of you are aware that it’s about to hit DVD in a snazzy and stacked special edition series one set. Heck, some of you are among the many on our message boards debating the minutia even as J.J. Abrams and his crew hold carrots just out of your filthy … Continue reading

THE PROGNOSTICATOR – SEPTEMBER

Normally I would open this column with some jokes or other, but this month is going to be different. While we’re all planning out our moviegoing for September, many Chewers from three Southern states will probably not be making it to a theater this month. On behalf of all the CHUD.com staff, I want to … Continue reading

CONTEST: LOST – SEASON ONE

You all know the show. Many of you are aware that it’s about to hit DVD in a snazzy and stacked special edition series one set. Heck, some of you are among the many on our message boards debating the minutia even as J.J. Abrams and his crew hold carrots just out of your filthy … Continue reading

RON #153

All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. The CHUD.com Superstore has just opened up and there are TONS of … Continue reading

JESSICA ALBA’S ASS IS AMAZING

There’s been a lot of discussion lately regarding Jessica Alba’s preposterous posterior.  Okay, most of the discussion about said posterior has been done by me, but since I’m not allowed to touch or taste or otherwise be involved with it (at least according to my attorney), I’m damn well gonna talk about it.  Anyway, Alba’s … Continue reading

PICTURES HAPPEN!

Images are nice. And there just happens to be a ton to share with the lot of you fine folks… like this one to your right featuring Robert Downey Jr. during one of his regular detox sessions! Nah, I’m kidding. I love you, Bob. And Shane Black’s Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang looks to be just … Continue reading

CHRISTIAN SLATER IS INVISIBLE

Wesley Snipes.  Jean-Claude Van Damme.  Dolph Lundgren.  Men whose names once commanded space above the title on posters for theatrical releases… men who are now swiftly clogging shelves with direct-to-video fare.  Unfortunately this is the same career trajectory that Christian Slater now faces, especially after Alone in the Dark.  From puckish to punchline. From being pursued … Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #24

Mailbagsukidoji: The Steady Leak may not be so steady these days, but your letters have been, so I must share them and answer them so that the wheels keep turning on this crazy little bitch. Feel free to ask whatever about whomever or whatever, and I’ll do my best to answer it. Letters in here … Continue reading

RON #152

All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. The CHUD.com Superstore has just opened up and there are TONS of … Continue reading

SCREENING: SERENITY

So, you say you’re a Joss Whedon fan? Why haven’t you caught one of the many not-so-secret paid sneaks for Serenity they’ve uncorked over the past few months? So, you say you’ve never heard of Joss Whedon but you like science fiction movies with brains? Why haven’t you plopped your deuce down for the DVD … Continue reading