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“GOSH!” “MMM-HMMMM”

This article has possibly the most confusing title yet seen on CHUD.com, but if you realize that it is my attempt to bring together catchphrases (or noises) from Napoleon Dynamite and Sling Blade, not only will it make sense, it’ll be strangely satisfying for you to say. See, the premise here is that Billy Bob Thornton … Continue reading

SAMURAI L. JACKSON

We heard a while back that increasingly ubiquitous actor and all-purpose bad motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson would be lending his voice to Spike TV’s animated series based on Takashi Okazaki’s comic Afrosamurai, but he must’ve become addicted to the slashing of people and objects during the Star Wars prequels (or maybe he saw the Clone … Continue reading

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

You may remember that video clip of some kids doing Live Action Role Playing – LARPing – that hit the web a couple years back. It has a great moment where the wizard is throwing Nerf darts at some guy in a Shitty Ogre costume, and he’s shouting the name of the spell he’s casting: … Continue reading

DON’T SAY HIS EUGOOLIGY JUST YET

There are two kinds of people in the world – those who understand that Zoolander is one of the funniest films in decades and those who are damned to comedy hell. The film, which whimpered into theaters right after 9/11, has been building a steady cult following on DVD as people start to get it. … Continue reading

RICHARD GERE GETS HONG KONG HELP

After a rather dull 90s or so, Richard Gere launched into the 00s with a string of successes (well, maybe not The Mothman Prophecies) and is looking to carry on that tradition by importing a hot Hong Kong director. Gere, last seen hoofing with hotties in Chicago and Shall We Dance, will star in a … Continue reading

SCREENING: RED EYE

Cillian (it’s pronounced Killian) Murphy and Rachel McAdams are having some McTrouble in the skies in Wes Craven’s Red Eye, a thriller based around the premise that Murphy’s friendly passenger is anything but as he threatens the attractive young lady as they fly. As if the skies aren’t scary enough with the threat of terrorism, … Continue reading

IT’S RYAN REYNOLDS WEEK!

Being a workaholic must be the new Hollywood way to stay lean. Just the other day (right HERE, in fact) I talked about a new Ryan Reynolds dark comedy called Horrible Bosses, and the smirky star already has another flick lined up. Speaking of busy (and fit) guys, The Rock™ will join Reynolds in a … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 8.3.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy (like today’s) and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets (from relatively mainstream films). So … Continue reading

RON #130

All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. The CHUD.com Superstore has just opened up and there are TONS of … Continue reading