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Oh, I’m sorry. Not what you were expecting?

Here’s the latest, tastiest Nymphomaniac poster, without the Von Trier intervention…

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Thick glasses, a rather lean Shia Labeouf, the symbolism, reading during cunnilingus? This should drive the Tumblr-set wild.

We have official dates on the two parts of this sex epic, by the way. Plays out this way…

Nymphomaniac, Part One: March 6th, 2014 (VOD) & March 21st (Limited Theaters)
Nymphomaniac, Part Two: April 3rd, 2014 (VOD) & April 18th (Limited Theaters)

Still no word on precisely what cut we’re seeing, though the press release does mention the “unprecedented” graphic nature of the film.

I also managed to miss the release of these other two, less-graphic, but ultimately MORE suggestive posters last week…

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