Posts by The Closer

If anybody on PS3 wants to get a crew going so we can get gang raped by a bunch of 12 year olds together, let me know.

Alright, multiplayer is awesome.  Nothing more hilarious than the sight of 5 people doing slow motion jumps off of buildings falling to their deaths while their bullets dont hit a god damned thing.

Having gone to school two blocks from the 1999 WTO protests (and getting shot in the ass with a rubber bullet in response to my curiosity) combined with the fact that I live literally one block from where the protests are set to...

Reached the point where Max goes full Heisenberg last night.  Having only played Max Payne 1 way back when, I often times forget that double fisting weapons and bullet time actually exists.   I always think Im playing...

I just received an award for the number of crotch shots Ive made.  Awesome.   Awesome in a different way: getting killed via a bullet through the right eye.

Pretty legit game so far.  From what I hear, multiplayer is where its at.  May try and spend an hour or so getting ass raped in that area tonight.

Charles Dance needs to be in every scene of every TV show.

Yeah, I read that yesterday.  Fuck him.   If its any consolation: folks who renounce for tax avoidance purposes are not allowed to return to America.   At the same time, if you have a hundred gazillion dollars I...

Quote: Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick  Who the hell wants to be held accountable for what they did in high school? I sure as hell would not. Not suggesting accountability....but you have to admit the timing...

Apparently, in high school Romney and Co pinned some n00b closeted gay kid to the ground and cut his hair short.   Super timing, Obama.