Posts by Raspberry Leper

Order Rocky V from Amazon. When it arrives, switch out the discs and yell at Amazon and call them incompetent and send it back. Tell them you want a refund, not an exchange, because the DVD was a gift for someone, perhaps a sickly...

Pretty sure that's TMZ's de facto headline whenever anyone expires. The DEAD part, not the Sherman Hemsley part.  

If I was married to someone that looked like Kate Beckinsale looks, what fake memories could I possibly have implanted that would be be better then the real memories of banging Kate Beckinsale?

Fred Willard and Pee Wee Herman.

That other thread brought me to my senses. I sold the tickets, and, since I haven't had a hit in twenty years, rarely smile, and oftentimes don a squid-chapeau, I've come to the conclusion I have a debilitating heroin habit.

I have tickets to see her in October. Last time I saw her was the Roseland show 100 years ago, so I'm hoping for better results.

I've been mumbling to people about me being a pat of butter for a week now. I'd kinda like to stop, but I just can't.

This thread seems racist to Asians. I don't like it.

Quote: Originally Posted by DJ Dylan      Sierra Nevada Hoptimum   I must have drank damn near a case of this in about 1 weeks time last month. I have one 4-pack left, it's right...

This page has managed to find the one moment in time that Cameron Diaz was attractive AND the same for Zellweger.