Here is the list of items I needed before I could send Arjen a gift.
-address for the google so I can Cousin Eddie your house for Christmas,
-preferred size of rubber or silicon adult entertainment device, so I can add 2" in girth to that for this year's gift,
- political leanings so I can buy you a t-shirt, coffee mug, and a donation in your name to the opposition,
-inclination to exotic pets, like meerkats, warthogs, and lion cubs,
-skin tone palette so I can get you...