"Brett, I've got Kevin Sorbo's agent on the phone and he wants a cameo in your movie."
"Kevin who? Anyway, where's my Wolverine outfit? It's time for Brett Ratner to head out and get laid!"
"Kevin, I've got Brett Ratner's PA on the phone and she says -"
"Brett who? When, in the name of Zeus, is the director of Hercules going to get back to me?!"