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post #1 of 23
7/17/07 at 3:47am
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Just stumbled across these and had to share the eye atrocities. Try to explain how these things can exist in a just world. Just try!





And my favorite....



Here's the website where I found this stuff. Enter if you dare.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
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post #2 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:07am
Well that nearly horrified me into a coma....It'll take years of therapy to get the image of the village people trying to be new wave out of my head.
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post #3 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:25am
The Wolf cover is terrible, but the CD itself is actually quite good.
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post #4 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:32am
The Scorps covers definitely shouldn't be there.
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post #5 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:20am
No, they should have their own section.
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post #6 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:28am
Jesus, when it comes to "They Are Not In On the Joke" kinds of bands, you simply can not go past Manowar.
The Eulenspygel 2 cover is flat out awesome.
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post #7 of 23
7/17/07 at 6:16am
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
The Eulenspygel 2 cover is flat out awesome.
Agreed.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with the cover to Dethkorps' Metal Tit. Radiohead could use that same artwork and it would be hailed as genius.

The Heavy Load and Battle Axe covers are hilariously awful.
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post #8 of 23
7/17/07 at 6:51am
I love this cover's amateurishness (which can be said for a lot of the covers here):



And of course, The Who's little-heard Who's Next, Douchebag?


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post #9 of 23
7/17/07 at 7:37am


The rise of digital music formats means we'll never get to see something like this ever again. And if you don't shed a tear over that fact, fuck you.
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post #10 of 23
7/17/07 at 7:58am


There's a Catholic joke in there somewhere. Just too obvious...
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post #11 of 23
7/17/07 at 3:58pm
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Originally Posted by Ali Mohamed
And my favorite....
Eilert Pilarm is da bomb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBcN...elated&search=
Damn im proud to live in the same country as this man.
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post #12 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:21pm
Yeah, the Scorpions and Sabbath covers definitely don't belong.
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post #13 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:42pm
My favourite:



It basically says: "Fuck you guys, we're gonna put wigs on dogs!"
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post #14 of 23
7/17/07 at 4:45pm


I love the fact that like Cher and Madonna this guy only needs a first name.




"And the dove flew down beside him
And a fork appeared right in his hand
And with everybody watching
The preacher ate that bird right there and then"
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post #15 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:29pm
The Nelson one is great.

Here's my favorites:







Don't fuck with the Hoff.
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post #16 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:35pm
Joe Henry's Trampoline is actually quite good, too. I think the cover is supposed to be kind of funny.
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post #17 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:46pm


What the hell is this supposed to be?
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post #18 of 23
7/17/07 at 5:48pm


I hate it but not when combined with...

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post #19 of 23
7/17/07 at 7:00pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
"Open Face Sandwich Club" and a naked chick?

If that's not a euphemism for something (ie: vagina), I don't know what it...
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post #20 of 23
7/17/07 at 11:10pm
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Originally Posted by Cow Puncher
The rise of digital music formats means we'll never get to see something like this ever again. And if you don't shed a tear over that fact, fuck you.
I've been thinking for the past couple of years that I actually miss album covers, and I mean way back in the LP days. CD's just never gave us lavish productions like Rush's 2112, or The Empire Strikes Back soundtrack album. Add in the fact that losers who managed to press one album had to come up with something to put on the cover, and it's hard not to feel like we've lost something. That little image attached to the downloaded file just doesn't cut it.
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post #21 of 23
7/17/07 at 11:10pm
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Originally Posted by Cow Puncher
The rise of digital music formats means we'll never get to see something like this ever again. And if you don't shed a tear over that fact, fuck you.
I've been thinking for the past couple of years that I actually miss album covers, and I mean way back in the LP days. CD's just never gave us lavish productions like Rush's 2112, or The Empire Strikes Back soundtrack album. Add in the fact that losers who managed to press one album had to come up with something to put on the cover, and it's hard not to feel like we've lost something. That little image attached to the downloaded file just doesn't cut it.
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post #22 of 23
7/18/07 at 12:38am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Randolph Carter
Eilert Pilarm is da bomb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBcN...elated&search=
Damn im proud to live in the same country as this man.
I'm actually reluctant to click that link. There's no way that this guy can live up to the confrontational/glittery/Elvis/Santa heights of insanity I've built up in my head.
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post #23 of 23
7/18/07 at 12:38am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Randolph Carter
Eilert Pilarm is da bomb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBcN...elated&search=
Damn im proud to live in the same country as this man.
I'm actually reluctant to click that link. There's no way that this guy can live up to the confrontational/glittery/Elvis/Santa heights of insanity I've built up in my head.
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