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Because we're all just attention whores at heart. And yes, I have wicked tanlines from going to the beach on Sunday.

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My ass

Because we're all just attention whores at heart. And yes, I have wicked tanlines from going to the beach on Sunday.

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omg lolz
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omg lolz
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Hey, I figure if I want to be down with Lindsay I gotta get my junk plastered all over the net.
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Hey, I figure if I want to be down with Lindsay I gotta get my junk plastered all over the net.
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You need to use some lotion dude, you're gonna get ass cancer.
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You need to use some lotion dude, you're gonna get ass cancer.
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Bend over and let me spank it, you naughty Diva
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Bend over and let me spank it, you naughty Diva
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Originally Posted by stump
You need to use some lotion dude, you're gonna get ass cancer.
Yeah no shit. I went swimming and fell asleep shortly afterward, forgetting to relotion. This is what happened. I actually skipped work on Monday because there's no way I could've sat in a chair all day.
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Originally Posted by stump
You need to use some lotion dude, you're gonna get ass cancer.
Yeah no shit. I went swimming and fell asleep shortly afterward, forgetting to relotion. This is what happened. I actually skipped work on Monday because there's no way I could've sat in a chair all day.
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wohoo... Masturbation time!
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wohoo... Masturbation time!
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Bitches Leave is now pondering what over sized objects he can use.
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Bitches Leave is now pondering what over sized objects he can use.
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Bitches Leave is now pondering what over sized objects he can use.
No screwdrivers in my butt. This I stand firm on.
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Bitches Leave is now pondering what over sized objects he can use.
No screwdrivers in my butt. This I stand firm on.
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Are you seriously going to Maui in 3 weeks?
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Are you seriously going to Maui in 3 weeks?
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Originally Posted by Diva
No screwdrivers in my butt. This I stand firm on.
The tool or the drink?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
No screwdrivers in my butt. This I stand firm on.
The tool or the drink?
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Originally Posted by Diva
This I stand firm on.
The question should be, "On what do you sit firm?"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
This I stand firm on.
The question should be, "On what do you sit firm?"
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
wohoo... Masturbation time!
Shouldn't it be have sex with girlfriend time?
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
wohoo... Masturbation time!
Shouldn't it be have sex with girlfriend time?
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Who?
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Who?
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Nerdbait
Objectify
Repeat
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Nerdbait
Objectify
Repeat
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And here I was, thinking I was being pithy.
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And here I was, thinking I was being pithy.
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You should get one of those inflatable ass donuts for the next couple of days.
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You should get one of those inflatable ass donuts for the next couple of days.
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Is it a full moon or something?*


*no pun intended.
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Is it a full moon or something?*


*no pun intended.
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Who will be first to use as avatar?
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Who will be first to use as avatar?
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This is a new depth for this forum.
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This is a new depth for this forum.
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