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post #1 of 83
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A lot of press, most of it negative, has been floated 'round these parts on the subject of the seemingly endless stream of remakes we're being subjected to lately. In general, I agree w/ that sentiment; I'd rather see something new than yet another (probably bad) remake of a classic movie I love.

But the flip side of this argument is that there have been some very worthy horror remakes. The Fly, The Blob and The Thing are the ones most often cited. Some feel the 04 DOTD remake was worth it, too. Some don't.

Are there any films you wish they'd remake? maybe an adaptation of a favorite book that the filmmaker completly dropped the ball on? Or something that was constrained by its time to leave out some of the gore & violence that could have made it better? Maybe a low budget number that suffered from bad acting, cheesy effects or both, but had a good solid idea at its core, that with the right people at the helm and a budget w/ another 0 could be something special?

I'm sure I'll think of more, but off the top of my head, I think I'd like to see 2 lo budget zombie flicks I saw via netflix recently get made again, mainly because the acting left a bit to be desired, but partly for an effects update as well. These are "Meat Market I" (a zombie flick whereina couple human survivors run into a group of vampires, who aren't too happy about a zombie takeover killing off their food supply), and "The Ghouls" (about a cameraman who specializes in sleazing his way thru crime scenes to grab shocking film footage for tabloid news shows, who stumbles upon a clony of ghouls - that may or may not be zombies - living under a poorer section of the city, devouring people at night). Both good, solid ideas, IMO, hampered by wooden acting and (to a greater extent w/ MMI than Ghouls) poor effects. Cranberry juice thrown against a wall while the gunshot takes place off camera is a poor substitute fro a good head shot. I'm just sayin'.

Both of those films could benefit from quality lead actors, and to a lesser extent from a higher effects budget, and still present ideas that haven't quite been done to death. yet.

On a somewhat related topic, Stephen King's "The Stand" has been my favorite bok of all time since I 1st read it at 12. WHEN is someone going to make a film out of this? I know it'd be hard to do, given the length & complexity of the book, but most of the King fans I've spoken to over the years think this is his best work. I KNOW people would go see this.

Anyway, what, if any, films would you guys like to see get a new take?
post #2 of 83
In all seriousness, I'd love to see the the original Star Wars trilogy remade. I think it'd be interesting to see someone else's approach to the material.
post #3 of 83
There are definitely books I'd like to see re-adapted. At the top of that particular list would be Donald Westlake's Dortmunder series; one pretty good movie (The Hot Rock) resulted from it, but the remainder ranged from ok (Bank Shot) to awful (Jimmy the Kid, What's the Worst That Could Happen?). Admittedly, I haven't seen Why Me?.

But generally speaking, Huston's maxim stands - remake bad films with good premises, not good films. Remakes aren't an absolute evil - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is an example of when, and how, to do it - but the problem is that there are too many 1) remakes of great films that they can't possibly hope to live up to (eg: Manchurian Candidate, The In-Laws) or 2) pointless remakes of meh films that are only remembered at all because of their casts (Poseidon Adventure)
post #4 of 83
Now with Hostel, Hostel 2 and Grindhouse out I'd love to see Last House on the Left redone. I think Eli Roth or even Robert Rodriguez could take it to a new level and really leave the audience with something to think about.
post #5 of 83
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt
In all seriousness, I'd love to see the the original Star Wars trilogy remade. I think it'd be interesting to see someone else's approach to the material.
That's an interesting idea, and a tall order. but Mark Hamil's acting is pretty abysmal, so there's LOTS of room for improvement there.
post #6 of 83
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Now with Hostel, Hostel 2 and Grindhouse out I'd love to see Last House on the Left redone. I think Eli Roth or even Robert Rodriguez could take it to a new level and really leave the audience with something to think about.
Just Saw 'Last House" not too,long ago. It was a great film. A remake would have big shoes to fill.
post #7 of 83
A Last House remake would have big shoes to fill. But I feel the same about Halloween and that's being done. Though I do have hope and confidence in Rob Zombie.
post #8 of 83
The Stand was already made, into like a six hour miniseries or something. It was alright, though I do remember some very cool moments from it. It has Gary Sinise, so it can't be all that bad.

I've always said I would love to see the original Highlander remade. Now, I love the original movie, but feel it could use a little help in the swordfighting department. I don't really believe these guys are immortal badass swordsmen when the fights just felt badly choreographed.

Didn't Lucas throw the rumor out that he'd like to redo the original trilogy as a way of combining the new one, so the story looks and feels more together?
post #9 of 83
I second a Highlander remake.

I love the shit out of the original Highlander. I love the fact that Lambert is the lead and Clancy Brown is the villain, I love the Queen soundtrack and I love how '80s it is, but I also think it could be made into a pretty awesome "serious" action movie if someone wanted to try.

I haven't seen any of the sequels or the television show because I've heard dubious things about them. I just dig the original and would like to see it get a modern update.
post #10 of 83
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
The Stand was already made, into like a six hour miniseries or something. It was alright, though I do remember some very cool moments from it. It has Gary Sinise, so it can't be all that bad.

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post #11 of 83
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I second a Highlander remake.

I love the shit out of the original Highlander. I love the fact that Lambert is the lead and Clancy Brown is the villain, I love the Queen soundtrack and I love how '80s it is, but I also think it could be made into a pretty awesome "serious" action movie if someone wanted to try.

I haven't seen any of the sequels or the television show because I've heard dubious things about them. I just dig the original and would like to see it get a modern update.
Clancy Brown as the Kurgan is my favorite movie villain of all time. Highlander is to me such a near perfect movie that I can't imagine anyone, no matter who they are or what they did , coming close, let alone making it better. But to each their own. That's why there's 31 flavors.
post #12 of 83
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A Last House remake would have big shoes to fill. But I feel the same about Halloween and that's being done. Though I do have hope and confidence in Rob Zombie.
I am hopeful, but not really optimistic. I HATED House of 1000 Corpses. I kinda liked Devil's Rejects, but RZ sems to be kind of all over the place as far as the quality of his filmmaking goes, IMO. And Halloween is another all time favorite that I don't think should be fucked with lightly. I really hope he does a good job, but it's hard to see how he can improve on this original, groundbreaking film. Let's keep those fingers crossed!
post #13 of 83
The 3 Star Wars prequels. I don't think they suck as bad as some people say but would love to see what a better director (sorry George your skill just is not in directing) could do with the material. I say find a way to whittle the two scripts to Phantom Menace and Clones into one film . Have the second film focus entirely on Anakins turn to the dark side and then for the final film focus on Obi hunting Anivader down and some type of escape sub plot for padme and the twins and for petes sake give Padme a better death
post #14 of 83
THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION FOR A REMAKE BUT...

A question of if/when you think they will remake Gone With The Wind...

This is one I could really see happening one day, one they would attempt to make an event film out of. If they did, I dunno if it'd be good, but I think it would work (as in it would become an event.)
post #15 of 83
Also, I was already hopeful for a good Escape From New York remake before they announced one so here's hoping...

Not as if they can fuck that franchise up any worse than Carpenter did himself.
post #16 of 83
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THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION FOR A REMAKE BUT...

A question of if/when you think they will remake Gone With The Wind...

This is one I could really see happening one day, one they would attempt to make an event film out of. If they did, I dunno if it'd be good, but I think it would work (as in it would become an event.)
I just had Vietnam-style flashbacks of those J. Lo/Ben Affleck Casablanca remake rumors from the summer of Gigli. Thanks a lot.

I can't help but think that even if by some great miracle a new version of Star Wars would work, people would be hating on it for lacking the energy and technical innovation of the original. They'd basically have to set the world on fire all over again, and that's just not possible. As for the prequels, in hindsight I can agree that we could have bumped up Anakin's age in TPM and moved into the meat of the story a little earlier than the third act of the second movie. However, am I the only person who thinks a movie full of Vader going around killing Jedi sounds terribly uninteresting and totally plays into the worst instincts of fanboy culture?
post #17 of 83
I think that a remake of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington could be excellent. I know The Simpsons mocked the idea soundly, but the world has changed a whole fuckin lot since the original was made, and I think the ideals of that film could be the sort of thing people now would really respond to. Like that Robin Williams film last year, if it had been good, or even tolerable. Actually, nevermind. There's no way this wouldn't get fucked up.
post #18 of 83
Off the top of my head:

Captain Blood
Key Largo
The Adventures of Robin Hood....again.....
Where Eagles Dare
Across the Pacific
post #19 of 83
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Originally Posted by Gary Sherman

I can't help but think that even if by some great miracle a new version of Star Wars would work, people would be hating on it for lacking the energy and technical innovation of the original. They'd basically have to set the world on fire all over again, and that's just not possible. As for the prequels, in hindsight I can agree that we could have bumped up Anakin's age in TPM and moved into the meat of the story a little earlier than the third act of the second movie. However, am I the only person who thinks a movie full of Vader going around killing Jedi sounds terribly uninteresting and totally plays into the worst instincts of fanboy culture?
No.

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington is a good call. I can't help but want them not to update his crusade to something other than a young boy's camp. Post-Mark Foley, it would just be wrong in so many right ways.

If they going to keep remaking every horror film that's more than 20 years old, I would hold out hope for somebody decent getting their hands on Children of the Corn.
post #20 of 83
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No.

[I]If they going to keep remaking every horror film that's more than 20 years old, I would hold out hope for somebody decent getting their hands on Children of the Corn.
Oooh, good one.
post #21 of 83
Stephen King's IT. There's gotta be SOME way of making that into a manageable theatrical release.
post #22 of 83
"The Stand"-what could have been: http://www.subcin.com/stand.html
post #23 of 83
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I think that a remake of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington could be excellent.

It's called "The Distinguished Gentleman"


No actor today can hold a candle to James Stewart. The thought of seriously remaking that film is just deplorable.
post #24 of 83
Probably Werewolf of London (1935). I think there'd be a unique opportunity to flesh out the characters and some of the themes that the film approaches but never fully realizes (considering the era in which it was made of course). The film lays out the werewolf as a sort of Jekyll/Hyde avatar for its frigid protagonist's violently possessive subconcious, which is very bluntly but rather simplistically expounded by Warner Oland: "Remember this Dr. Glendon, the werewolf instinctively seeks to kill the thing it loves best."
Glendon's young wife, the woman whom he often covets quite brusquely, is also a character who is practically pregnant with possibilty, having her youth slowly chipped away, attached at the hip to this nigh inaccessible human drought, 15 to 20 years her senior.

Mostly I see a remake as dispensing with the sentimentality (and dear lord, does it get sentimental) of the original (which I still love and prefer over 'The Wolf Man') and having a substantially harder and more cynical edge to it, could prove to be an interesting piece of work.
post #25 of 83
I think I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE will be intriguing. Not necessarily a straight remake, but approaching the subject matter in that eerie, mystical, pre-Romero way would be welcomed.
post #26 of 83
Only on the grounds I that I wish it had more social commentary in line with its source material as well as more developed characters: The X-Men Trilogy.

I was really hoping for the Genosha/sentinels story. Anyways Singer had the foreboding for something big, that never happened, and Ratner did give a little bit of justice to characters, ie Iceman finally turned into ice, but both missed out on themes only hinted in trailers of the mutant registration act, and while the take of Magneto being from a Nazi concentration camp was inspired his actions never were fully realized because government involvement was never realized. Certain characters were left off, one was in the entire trilogy only to be on the cutting room floor. All and all, I think a new script and definitely a new director who can look past the superpowers aspect, to a degree, and put more focus on waves of political and social anxiety then maybe the series will have it's do.
post #27 of 83
I know that they had tossed around the idea of a Forgotten Planet remake a while back. I'd love to see it remade into a psychological-horror/sci-fi flick in the vein of Event Horizon.

That being said, I think that they'd probably turn it into more of an sci-fi/action bit, but I can dream.
post #28 of 83
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Only on the grounds I that I wish it had more social commentary in line with its source material as well as more developed characters: The X-Men Trilogy.
I'd be happy with just doing another X3 and forgetting the one we got ever happened. But ideally, yes: restart the whole thing. I'd actually make the case for doing it all as CGI, Beowulf-style. And start from the beginning.. do the originals, introduce Wolverine at the end of the first movie... maybe it would work best as TV though.
post #29 of 83
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I know that they had tossed around the idea of a Forgotten Planet remake a while back. I'd love to see it remade into a psychological-horror/sci-fi flick in the vein of Event Horizon.

That being said, I think that they'd probably turn it into more of an sci-fi/action bit, but I can dream.
Speaking of which, I think Event Horizon would be a great remake candidate. The original idea -- importing the maritime mythos of a doomed ship into space -- was a fantastic idea. Too bad it turned into a big pile of shit.

Also, they did a Last House remake...it's called Chaos, and it's not very good.
post #30 of 83
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt
Speaking of which, I think Event Horizon would be a great remake candidate. The original idea -- importing the maritime mythos of a doomed ship into space -- was a fantastic idea. Too bad it turned into a big pile of shit.

Also, they did a Last House remake...it's called Chaos, and it's not very good.
Yeah, they did an Event Horizon remake too. Its called Sunshine, and its reportedly close to excellence.
post #31 of 83
I just watched Thriller-A Cruel Picture last weekend and would pay good money to see that remade with Megan Fox. No body doubles please.
post #32 of 83
I'd like someone to take a shot at remaking THEM, if only because I'd like to see a zesty CGI ant rip a human apart.
post #33 of 83
How about Critters?
post #34 of 83
Last House on the Left IS being remade, so enjoy. I just don't think you can get the same gross, snuffy, wood-paneling nastiness with a Platinum Dunes bleach-bypass sheen on it. Maybe if Martin Kove comes back.
post #35 of 83
Either Van Helsing or Captain Kronos (Hammer), because I want a quality & successful Victorian swash-buckling monster-slayer franchise dammit!

Both of these flicks were supposed to starts to their respective series. And they failed miserably. Although I kinda like Capt. K... (it is Hammer, after all) and it's got Caroline Munro.

post #36 of 83
Hey Guys,

good post as most if not all fo the recent remakes have sucked balls.

Yeah X3 should be remade.

But I would have to say that the hulk could be a good remake. OK film but not the one that everyone wanted to see.

Heh Superman returns anyone!! in fact no that WAS a remake of the first one with slightly altered plot lines.

You can probably look at most of the old black and white noir films really. I forget the name but a kiss for you my lovely was a really cool film I watched one night when suffering from insomnia, but I think that the crime thrillers are just waiting to be exploited and pulled in to the latest century.

But again, if there's ANY existing good quality films they should be left alone to stand the test of time.

the idea of a Predator or Robocop remake just turns my blood cold.
post #37 of 83
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I'd like someone to take a shot at remaking THEM, if only because I'd like to see a zesty CGI ant rip a human apart.
While that would be neat to see, and if it were ever done I'd give the film a shot on DVD or On Demand at least, THEM! will always have a special place in my heart as is. They'd have to do a really good remake, w/ no cheesy WB rejects starring in it, to do a film that good justice.
post #38 of 83
Actually, I could get behind a Predator remake in one very specific and totally impossible (in the internet age) scenario. Don't call it Predator and don't tell us what it is. Market it like a generic special forces actioner, and have it play that way for the first act (like the original), and then have characters start getting mysteriously picked off until the Predator is revealed halfway or more through.

I guess I'm just imagining the jaw-dropping joy I would've enjoyed if Tears of the Sun had suddenly turned into a Predator remake halfway through. But it doesn't have to be in the jungle, or about special forces, or even a remake per se. I just like the idea, which the original toyed with, of pulling a From Dusk Till Dawn genre-shift an hour in, and really placing the audience in the characters' confusion. Biggest problem: how to convince a studio to market a Predator sequel without any image or reference to the beast.
post #39 of 83
LXG! LXG! LXG! LXG!

LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN!

They turned one of the greatest comic stories into one of the not greatest movies.

REMAKE IT! MAKE IT AWESOME! THESE ARE SOME OF THE GOALS IN MY LIFE.

onegoal. wont happen - but a guy can dream right?
post #40 of 83
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Hey Guys,

good post as most if not all fo the recent remakes have sucked balls.

But again, if there's ANY existing good quality films they should be left alone to stand the test of time.

the idea of a Predator or Robocop remake just turns my blood cold.
Thanks.

I agree. The only things I want to see remade, as someone stated earlier aare essentially bad films w/ good premises. Leave the good ones alone, already.

And there's nothing wrong w/ Predator, so a remake of that is totally unnecessary, I agree. Good effects, even by today's standards, lots of action, excellent story, and (except for Carl Weathers, who always stinks up the joint) good acting. By contrast, RoboCop was such a product of the 80's action film craze that even though it's dated, that just makes it that much cooler, in a retro kind of way, IMO. I'd hate to see it lose that 80's feel w/ a remake. And who could do a better RoboCop than Peter Weller? Or a better Clarence Boddicker than Kurtwood Smith? "Bithces leave!" has to be one of my favorite movie lines ever. No one could deliver it like him.
post #41 of 83
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
Stephen King's IT. There's gotta be SOME way of making that into a manageable theatrical release.
I'm totally with you on this one. That horrid TV adaptation wasn't in the least scary (& the book did giv me the creeps really effectively when I read it at 17; it deserved so much better than it got). And it was woefully miscast. I could buy John Boy as Bill Denbrough, but John Ritter & Harry Anderson? I like both of them as comedic actors, but they just didn't fit these parts. At all. This is one film that could definitely be done better.
post #42 of 83
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
Thanks.
And who could do a better RoboCop than Peter Weller? Or a better Clarence Boddicker than Kurtwood Smith? "Bithces leave!" has to be one of my favorite movie lines ever. No one could deliver it like him.
Too true, in fact Robocop is the ONLY film that I have ever watched in reverse.

(Yes it broke the remote, but still classic entertainment).

Highlander is an interesting premise, purely because the sequals were so aweful.

But here's a though. Buckaroo Banzai. I've never seen it since my Dad got it out when I was a nipper and I always wanted a sequal. Now there's a bizarre franchise to exploit that would still have some cult status and yet be completely new to the general audiance.....

I'm sure that Peter Weller would come back for a cameo.
post #43 of 83
The long ago mentioned remake of "Creature from the Black Lagoon" with John Carpenter orginally attached.

I'm sick of the awful torture porn we suffering through. Bring back monsters.
post #44 of 83
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The long ago mentioned remake of "Creature from the Black Lagoon" with John Carpenter orginally attached.

I'm sick of the awful torture porn we suffering through. Bring back monsters.
Amen to the monster cryout. And BAM, Zod is now deservingly back in the green again (appropriate because of the Lagoon nod).


EDIT: I like IT (the ending nonewithstanding). Tim Curry as Pennywise can't be beat IMO. It's one of the few King TV adaptations that work overall, despite its faults. But sure, I'd watch a remake.
post #45 of 83
For a Highlander remake you could do a nice 2+ hour film. Have The Kurgan break his claymore while fighting in Japan and to replace it Macleod gets a Hanzo sword. And it could end with him growing old in Scottland surrounded by his kids and grandkids.
post #46 of 83
I will catch hell for this... "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is an awesome movie but one that's aged poorly, and I think the idea of an alien coming from space to tell us we've all fucked ourselves would work in either Ridley Scott's or even Richard Linklater's hands.
post #47 of 83
Plan Nine from Outer Space; because buried somewhere deep inside that most awful of movies is a pretty cool story about aliens using zombies to take over the world.
post #48 of 83
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
I like IT (the ending nonewithstanding). Tim Curry as Pennywise can't be beat IMO. It's one of the few King TV adaptations that work overall, despite its faults. But sure, I'd watch a remake.
Curry is super-great, and the only thing that really works about the whole thing. Annette O'Toole and Olivia Hussey are just horrible, though.

I think a remake, with some of King's more obtuse mystical prose abandoned in favour of the child/adult fear juxtaposition and the town that's rotten to its core, would be wonderful. Very unconventional in the sense of cinematic horror, but it could work. Hell, I'd even take another mini-series. Casting Pennywise would be a bitch, though.
post #49 of 83
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Originally Posted by KABONG
I will catch hell for this... "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is an awesome movie but one that's aged poorly, and I think the idea of an alien coming from space to tell us we've all fucked ourselves would work in either Ridley Scott's or even Richard Linklater's hands.
I think That's a damn fine idea. We've seen plenty of movies since DTESS w/ obnoxious, self righteous aliens telling mankind what a savage, backward species we are. That's something the audience of today will totally buy.

I don't know if I agree that the film hasn't aged well; it's definitely a product of its time, but this film is emblematic of its genre, so its being easily dated to the 50's doesn't necessarily harm it, IMO.
post #50 of 83
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Plan Nine from Outer Space; because buried somewhere deep inside that most awful of movies is a pretty cool story about aliens using zombies to take over the world.
I've never seen Plan 9, so I don't know for sure if this statement actually has any truth to it, but

A) It's something I NEVER thought I'd ever hear anyone say, and I LOVE innovative thinking;
B) I can hear Chris' balls clang together from here in making THATstatement on THESE boards;
and C) Chris is a Chewer Movie Reviewer; as such, his opinions are most likely above reproach.

HELL of an interesting choice.
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