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post #1 of 40
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I have no idea what made me think of this, but I got all nostalgic for a relic from my youth recently. Chewers in my age range (mid 30's or so) from the NYC metro area will probably remember this. ABC Channel 7 used to show a movie every weekday at 4:30 on a show called - oddly enough - "The 4:30 Movie". They'd do themes: War Week would usually have 2 days devoted to "The Longest Day" and some more mostly B&W WWII flicks; and so on.

But my favorites, of course, were "Monster Week" and "Nature Striking Back at Man" week (which was kind of like Monster Week w/a message: Don't FUCK with Mother Nature). I have no idea how far back this tradition dates, or when it stopped, but I watched the hell out of them when I was a kid in the 70's. Saw a bunch of "Gamera" flicks (My favorite has to be the one w/ the triceratops lookin' thing witht he knife blade for a snout, that used to shoot Chinese stars out of the side of its head, and chopped the leg off that big silver bat-thing, spilling irridiscent blue ichor all over everything). I'm pretty sure I saw that one w/ the giant Frankenstein's Monster as a 4:30 movie, too. The 1950's "Blob" (although I confess, I was afraid of that one & only watched it once in the entire decade of the 70's). "Empire of the Ants". "Food of the Gods". "Frogs" (I don't know how the fuck they made frogs scary, but the 7 year old me was creeped right the fuck out. . . at least for a little while.).

There were many more, but it's been so long I can't recall any more without prompting.

The point is, some of my fondest childhood memories (even if they have dimmed a bit w/ the passing years) revolve around me eating grandma's Swedish meatballs or pot roast off a snack table in front of the TV in their living room, watching the 4:30 movie until Eyewitness news with Roger Grimsby and Bill Beutel came on (remember the News' intro music, taken from the frenetic road building scene in "Cool Hand Luke", anyone?). Those movies, if I could see them again, would be like comfort food for the horror fan's soul. Alas, even if they were still showing 4:30 movies, I have a job now, and wouldn't be able to indulge, except thru a DVR. And I never learned how to make Swedish meatballs, and my pot roast tastes nothing like Grandma's (and yes, I CAN cook a good pot roast). But perhaps saddest of all, I won't be able to turn my son on to this tradition the way my grandfather turned me on to it so many years ago.

Does anyone else remember the creature feature from their local TV stations w/ as much fondness as I remember the 4:30 movie?
post #2 of 40
In Boston we had "Creature Double Feature" every Sat. afternoon starting at (I believe) 1:00. It was hosted by WLVI channel 56's own Casy Casem, "Uncle Dale". I would kill to have an mp3 of the theme music; it was so bizarre and haunting I have never forgotten it.

They showed such classics as "The Screaming Skull" (gave me nightmares) "Attack of the Killer Shrews" "Attack of the Giant Leeches" and of course, all the Godzilla and Gamera flics. It was the air I breathed from the time I was six until it finally went off the air. My mom forbade me to watch it, but I just would go to a friends house to tune in. Eventually, she relented.

I'd like to think that it made me the manchild I am today.
post #3 of 40
I loved the 4:30 movie - especially Planet of the Apes week. They'd always spend two days on the first film, so the only place to catch Battle was on late night here and there. That fifth film became mythic in my first decade.

Did you think the animation of the guy cranking the camera was a giant frog too?
post #4 of 40
We had a Saturday morning sci-fi movie that showed much of the mid- to late-70s wasteland like Laserblast and The Incredible Melting Man, as well as the 50s B-movies. No host or anything, just two hours of cheesy goodness. The same station did Abbot and Costello films on Sunday mornings.

And there was a while where we could pick up WTOG out of Tampa and I got to see Dr. Paul Bearer and the Creature Feature, which opened the world of Godzilla and friends to me.
post #5 of 40
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m--ayWTBWi0

God bless you, Youtube. God bless you.
post #6 of 40
Makes you wonder why some station doesn't revive this. It's bound to bring in more ratings than two hours of infomercials or some syndicated show, and it's got to be cheaper.
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post #8 of 40
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Originally Posted by Phil!
I loved the 4:30 movie - especially Planet of the Apes week. They'd always spend two days on the first film, so the only place to catch Battle was on late night here and there. That fifth film became mythic in my first decade.

Did you think the animation of the guy cranking the camera was a giant frog too?

To me this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KKHkRvjxWiI was the real opening credits of KING KONG.
post #9 of 40
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Originally Posted by Phil!

HAHA I saw Magic Garden live at Queens College!
post #10 of 40
The Million Dollar Movie! Only Channel 9 could use grimy 16mm footage of Manhattan to convey HIGH CLASS. Awesome.

There are no locks on Storybox, people. They're still around - http://www.caroleandpaula.com/
post #11 of 40
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Disembodied hands, badly dubbed martial arts flicks, and chuckle patches. . . GOD, that takes me back!
post #12 of 40
My local station never did anything awesome like that! Of course, I grew up in the 80's and 90's, so maybe things were just too corporate-run by then. I do remember a time when the Sci-fi Channel used to almost exclusively show stuff from the 50's-80's. Those were the days when being home sick from school meant a day filled with Tarantula, SSSSSSS, Ripley's Believe it or Not! (the Jack Palance one) and Tales from the Darkside. Life was better then.
post #13 of 40
Thread Starter 
Yeah, I remember the SciFi Channel being cool like that. Now they show all those crappy made-for-cable mostrosities nobody but Darkmite8 watches.
post #14 of 40
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
The same station did Abbot and Costello films on Sunday mornings.
Our NYC Channel 11, WPIX, did that for YEARS.
post #15 of 40
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And there was a while where we could pick up WTOG out of Tampa and I got to see Dr. Paul Bearer and the Creature Feature, which opened the world of Godzilla and friends to me.
As a Central Floridian in the 70's, I grew up with Dr. Paul Bearer. I saw him live at a car show and got his autograph. Brush with greatness!

Loved that show. Remember his spider sidekick, Dr. Spenjiman Bock?
post #16 of 40
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
I have no idea what made me think of this, but I got all nostalgic for a relic from my youth recently. Chewers in my age range (mid 30's or so) from the NYC metro area will probably remember this. ABC Channel 7 used to show a movie every weekday at 4:30 on a show called - oddly enough - "The 4:30 Movie". They'd do themes: War Week would usually have 2 days devoted to "The Longest Day" and some more mostly B&W WWII flicks; and so on.

But my favorites, of course, were "Monster Week" and "Nature Striking Back at Man" week (which was kind of like Monster Week w/a message: Don't FUCK with Mother Nature). I have no idea how far back this tradition dates, or when it stopped, but I watched the hell out of them when I was a kid in the 70's. Saw a bunch of "Gamera" flicks (My favorite has to be the one w/ the triceratops lookin' thing witht he knife blade for a snout, that used to shoot Chinese stars out of the side of its head, and chopped the leg off that big silver bat-thing, spilling irridiscent blue ichor all over everything). I'm pretty sure I saw that one w/ the giant Frankenstein's Monster as a 4:30 movie, too. The 1950's "Blob" (although I confess, I was afraid of that one & only watched it once in the entire decade of the 70's). "Empire of the Ants". "Food of the Gods". "Frogs" (I don't know how the fuck they made frogs scary, but the 7 year old me was creeped right the fuck out. . . at least for a little while.).

There were many more, but it's been so long I can't recall any more without prompting.

The point is, some of my fondest childhood memories (even if they have dimmed a bit w/ the passing years) revolve around me eating grandma's Swedish meatballs or pot roast off a snack table in front of the TV in their living room, watching the 4:30 movie until Eyewitness news with Roger Grimsby and Bill Beutel came on (remember the News' intro music, taken from the frenetic road building scene in "Cool Hand Luke", anyone?). Those movies, if I could see them again, would be like comfort food for the horror fan's soul. Alas, even if they were still showing 4:30 movies, I have a job now, and wouldn't be able to indulge, except thru a DVR. And I never learned how to make Swedish meatballs, and my pot roast tastes nothing like Grandma's (and yes, I CAN cook a good pot roast). But perhaps saddest of all, I won't be able to turn my son on to this tradition the way my grandfather turned me on to it so many years ago.

Does anyone else remember the creature feature from their local TV stations w/ as much fondness as I remember the 4:30 movie?
God, Iggy, this takes me back!

I grew up in Jersey, so The 4:30 Movie was a staple of my childhood. I'm even remember the opening music with the silohuetted cameraman! I remember Ape Week fondly. There was also a week when they showed all the Gamera films and another one where I first saw KING KONG vs. GODZILLA.

Does anyone remember Creature Features on Channel Five (I think) from the 1970's? They ran such classics as FROM HELL IT CAME (a walking monster tree called the T'Bonga), ATOMIC SUBMARINE (weird one-eyed monster), THE CRAWLING EYE (tentacles vs. Forrest Tucker), FIEND WITHOUT A FACE (braineaters), BURN, WITCH, BURN, and THE MOLE PEOPLE. Man, some of those scared the sh*t outta me as a kid. I remember being in my parents' friends' basement with my older sister and watching these in the winter when it got dark early.

Speaking of NY Horror in the afternoon, can anyone tell me the name of the comedic afternoon TV show (on either Channel 5 or 11) that was hosted by a Dracula knock off, complete with laff track, green make-up and fake Transylvania accent? It took place in a castle. Every show had an intermission where a guy in a gorilla suit tried to avoid getting hit by a ping pong ball but always got nailed in the end. It was around 1976 or '77 I think.

Iggy? Anyone?
post #17 of 40
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Wait, was that the one with the Chuckle Patch (the flowers with jokes)?

Or am I thinking of THE NEW ZOO REVIEW?
post #18 of 40
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
Yeah, I remember the SciFi Channel being cool like that. Now they show all those crappy made-for-cable mostrosities nobody but Darkmite8 watches.
He's just waiting for the boobies.

You guys had it good. Over in Ireland in the 80s-90s, we didn't have cable or satellite. We did have Channel 4 (an English station), which, in a previous and far better incarnation, showed classic creature features, forgotten 70s gems, and Chinese ghost stories during the wee hours. It got so much shit from the moral majority crowd. Now all it shows is Big Brother, which to my mind does infinitely more damage to society than films about giant fucking ants ever will.
post #19 of 40
They echoed this back in the 70's in Detroit on channel 7 as the 4:00 Movie. Godzilla Week, Monster Week, Planet of the Apes week...we had them all.

Nothing better than getting out of school and being able to kick back and watch those tiny Japanese girls sing to Mothra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37R9...elated&search=
post #20 of 40
When I was a kid, we didn't get the afternoon movie thing in St Louis so much. We did get, however, a crash course in Ultraman and Astroboy and Speed Racer.

Fridays and Saturdays, though....were golden. KDNL channel 30 had Chiller Theater on Fridays. KPLR channel 11 had a similar deal on Saturdays. I got my horror education in the classics on Saturdays, usually. KPLR had a thing for the old Universal monsters, as well as some of the older scifi stuff. KDNL had the wonderful cheese-fest on Fridays...right down to the teens in their hotrods going to check out the meteor that landed outside of town. You wanted tentacles? Friday nights were your night to shine.

I will admit to being completely overwhelmed one weekend....The Blob on Friday, Bride of Frankenstein on Saturday, and for some reason the local CBS affiliate scheduled (and promoted the shit out of) a showing of "Things To Come". It was a late-night showing (after the late news), but I stayed up that night with my dad.

Somehow, going to the video store in later years and *choosing* a movie to watch just didn't have the same feel to it. Half the fun was in the cold discovery of a movie. The other half was in the host segments.

Whoever posted that someone should start that back up is dead on. Although, to be honest, the stations and channels run infomercials because they're paid to do so. So there's no financial risk for them...whereas something like this would engender a need to build up a bit of a ratings bump to make the idea successful.
post #21 of 40
One of our local stations had an hour of Ultraman at 6 in the morning, just perfect for that pre-school day geek fix.
post #22 of 40
Kreeper, I think the show you're thinking of is The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. I think Vincent Price popped his head in from time to time.

Ah, the 4:30 Movie! Creature Feature! The Million Dollar Movie! Great times - I caught damn near every horror, sci-fi, Godzilla, Hammer, Planet of the Apes, and Harryhausen flick ever released (of course they were edited for TV - damn!). I also lucked out that the nearest theatre (Jackson Cinema) was 5 minutes walking distance from my house. By the time I was a teen during the summer, if I planned it right, I could catch a week's worth of horror on Channel 7, follow it up with a weekend filled with Creature feature and USA's Kung-Fu Theatre, then trek with my buddies to the Cinema to catch a POTA or Harryhausen double feature. After all that, I'd get into bed with a stack of Famous Monsters of Filmland mags and read until my eyeballs imploded.

Great times - thanks for the thread, Iggy!
post #23 of 40
Wiki says House of Frightenstein was Canadian. I kind of also remember some afternoon horror show in the NY/NJ area, and I can only find Zacherley when I try to dig for it...
post #24 of 40
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Originally Posted by Kreeper
Wait, was that the one with the Chuckle Patch (the flowers with jokes)?

Or am I thinking of THE NEW ZOO REVIEW?
No, you're right. Magic Garden had the Chuckle Patch, but New Zoo Review had the gay sex.

Having grown up in Easton, PA (South of the Poconos, on the NJ border near Allentown/Bethlehem), I not only had TV stations from NY & NJ, but also from the Philly area. Go Tri-State!

I loved the Creature Feature stuff I was able to see in the matinees and late night movies. Godzilla, Harryhausen, Universal Monsters, etc.

But I was also subjected to Al Alberts Showcase and Dear Old Captain Noah. Old creepy bastards, both of them.


And yes, I watch the Sci-Fi channel flicks... for the boobies.





Boobies.
post #25 of 40
As I grew up in Chicago, WGN would have Creature Features which showcased the classic Universal monsters but the one that really was the topper was WFLD the then independent (now a FOX affiliate) start to my ultimate start down horror movie lane. They had Screaming Yellow Theater with Svengoolie as the host. At first he was never seen and would do rather funny voice over comments while the movie was running (He would yell "Answer the phone" just prior to the phone ringing). The coolest thing was when they showed "Night of the Living Dead" unedited. Later they started showing him on air and it only got funnier. When the guy playing the part stopped, it took them a while to get a replacement. They moved the show from late night Saturday to Saturday afternoon. The new host was named the Son of Svengoolie. He would do parody songs about the movie. Godzilla was never funnier. A good friend even got him to mention my birthday on the air. A great way to grow up. So imagine how I felt when earlier this month, I finally took my wife to Chicago to see where I grew up and our first night there on WCIU we got to see Svengoolie showing the classic Universal film "The Wolf Man". He is still played by the same guy who played him back in the 70's and is as crazy as ever. http://www.svengoolieweb.com/
I wish my cable system carried him out here.
post #26 of 40
In Greensboro, NC in the 1980's, there was a character TV Host named BillyBob who was a "Redneck" that introduced Kung Fu movies and then Monster Movies/Horror MOvies for Channel 48 WGGT. He became very famous in town and even hosted a kids show later on.

I watched many great movies on Saturday afternoons with BillyBob.

After doing a google search I found out his real name is Dana Lowell, but very little else. Where is he now?
post #27 of 40
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Kreeper, I think the show you're thinking of is The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. I think Vincent Price popped his head in from time to time.

Ah, the 4:30 Movie! Creature Feature! The Million Dollar Movie! Great times - I caught damn near every horror, sci-fi, Godzilla, Hammer, Planet of the Apes, and Harryhausen flick ever released (of course they were edited for TV - damn!). I also lucked out that the nearest theatre (Jackson Cinema) was 5 minutes walking distance from my house. By the time I was a teen during the summer, if I planned it right, I could catch a week's worth of horror on Channel 7, follow it up with a weekend filled with Creature feature and USA's Kung-Fu Theatre, then trek with my buddies to the Cinema to catch a POTA or Harryhausen double feature. After all that, I'd get into bed with a stack of Famous Monsters of Filmland mags and read until my eyeballs imploded.

Great times - thanks for the thread, Iggy!
Yeah, I checked it on Wikipedia: The Hilarious House of Frightenstein was definitely it. Thanks, Tim! That thing had been rattling around my head for over 30 years. When I'd try and ask people about it they'd look at me like I was crazy.

It's also on YouTube!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZKybIIyvG4


Like you, I grew up in New Jersey. In a small town called New Providence (in Union County) by Summit , Watchung, and Berkley Heights.

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Having grown up in Easton, PA (South of the Poconos, on the NJ border near Allentown/Bethlehem), I not only had TV stations from NY & NJ, but also from the Philly area. Go Tri-State!
Yeah, I feel ya. Later I moved to Pittsburgh where we got Chilly Billy (Bill "Night of the Living Dead" Cardille). I know what you mean about the out of state stations. Our house had a rotating antenna on it. So after my parents retired on Sat. night I changed the direction. I was able to get stations from Steubenville, Ohio; Altoona, PA; and West Virginia. That was some great stuff, man. It was on one of those stations (Channel 10 I think) that I first saw BLOOD ON SATAN's CLAW.

After I moved to LA it made me realized why everyone here had cable: their syndicated programming was sh*t (except for the occaisional El Vira).

Thanks again for the thread, Iggy!
post #28 of 40
Kreeper, what channel in NJ were you getting Frightenstein? And what years? My God, I think I remember this.

And this is awesome: http://www.frightenstein.com/charact...er.html#midget
post #29 of 40
Kreeper might be able to correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Frightenstein ran on Channel 5.

Sadly, apart from Philly's Channel 3 show ("Saturday Night Dead"), and "Commander USA's Groovy Movies" on USA, I missed out on the horror hosts of yore (I did see some old Zacherlie, Svengoolie, and Elvira stuff via YouTube and the occasional documentary).

The Capt. Noah reference (what, no Chief Halftown?) reminded me of NJ's own... UNCLE FLOYD!!! Not Creature Feature related (sorry, Alex!), but that was required viewing when I got home from high school and college. I even got a Picture on the Wall once! Looney Skip Rooney, Charlie Stoddard, OOGIE!!! Netto, Mugsy (R.I.P.), Scott Gordon... ah, memories.

As to the Magic Garden - oh, to go for a roll in the Chuckle Patch with either of those hippie chicks.
post #30 of 40
Thread Starter 
I, too remember Uncle Floyd, but was never a fan.

And I'd only do a roll in the chuckle patch w/ Carol. Paula was always kinda . . . EEEEeeeeghhhh.
post #31 of 40
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
And I'd only do a roll in the chuckle patch w/ Carol. Paula was always kinda . . . EEEEeeeeghhhh.
Emmy Jo (Emily Peden) on New Zoo Revue wore a mini-skirt and f**k-me gogo boots. On a kid show... AMAZING!



http://www.hollywoodinvestigator.com/newzoorevue.htm
post #32 of 40
Aw, c'mon, Ig! Paula was alright - she could play a guitar and everything! And she had a 'tude, so the, uh, "rolling" might be somewhat angry.

The Giggle Patch might not be giggling so much afterwards, but hey...

Darkmite - yep, I remember Emmy Jo, but I'd always get the feeling Freddie the Frog or the hippo might want to join in or something. That shit's wrong, dude.
post #33 of 40
Growing up in Menominee, MI, it was all about Ned the Dead, baby. That's where I first saw movies the original Little Shop of Horrors, Zontar: Thing from Venus, as well as many a Godzilla and Gamera flick. When Ned first went off the air in the late 80s, I was worried that I'd never again see Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, but thankfully MST3K came along and fixed that for me.

I leave you with a little taste of Ned in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoPzaZ_6azg
post #34 of 40
Y'know, there was this one guy called Halloween Jack who had this show called the Haunted Theatre that I'd see time to time on our public access station. Problem is, the shows only ran about a half hour or so (gotta have time for the 76 different religious shows that air throughout the week, I guess).

This guy was on a couple of years ago, and they'd switch between him and The Bone Jangler, another horror host ('cept this guy had 1-2 Elvira type girls as his sidekicks. Jack just got a plastic skeleton). Thanks to these guys, I finally got to see Samson vs. The Vampire Women over two or three weeks.
post #35 of 40
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Darkmite - yep, I remember Emmy Jo, but I'd always get the feeling Freddie the Frog or the hippo might want to join in or something. That shit's wrong, dude.
Shake that ass! Show em whatcha workin with.

Holy Shit.... they said "sperm".

And just to temporarily (derail) bring this back to boobies...

Dicking around youtube looking for New Zoo Revue clips, I happened upon this terrible UK pilot for a Kid's show for Adults. Wanker World? WTF. Wonder Showzen did it better.
post #36 of 40
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Kreeper might be able to correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Frightenstein ran on Channel 5.

Sadly, apart from Philly's Channel 3 show ("Saturday Night Dead"), and "Commander USA's Groovy Movies" on USA, I missed out on the horror hosts of yore (I did see some old Zacherlie, Svengoolie, and Elvira stuff via YouTube and the occasional documentary).

The Capt. Noah reference (what, no Chief Halftown?) reminded me of NJ's own... UNCLE FLOYD!!!
Still kicking.
post #37 of 40
Uncle Floyd!!! Man, my friends and I loved that guy when we were little kids. I remember going to a little park outside of Neshanic Station, NJ where Uncle Floyd and his revue did a free show in the amphitheater. We got his autograph and everything. Good times.

*clap*clap*clap* "Deep in the heart of Jersey..."
post #38 of 40
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Shake that ass! Show em whatcha workin with.

Holy Shit.... they said "sperm".

And just to temporarily (derail) bring this back to boobies...

Dicking around youtube looking for New Zoo Revue clips, I happened upon this terrible UK pilot for a Kid's show for Adults. Wanker World? WTF. Wonder Showzen did it better.
Well, the New Zoo Revue footage was quite painful, thanks ;D
I haven't seen choreography that good since... well, the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer. Michael Flatley they ain't. And the sex ed with the Maytag man - ahhhh, the drinking I'll do to burn that out of my head tonight.

Wanker World... wow. Just wow (although, I am sorta crushing on Bonnie Big Tits. God, I love English girls!).
post #39 of 40
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Kreeper, what channel in NJ were you getting Frightenstein? And what years? My God, I think I remember this.

And this is awesome: http://www.frightenstein.com/charact...er.html#midget
Phil, I'm almost sure it was Channel 5 - WNEW if I recall.

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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Kreeper might be able to correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Frightenstein ran on Channel 5.
Yeah, I think it was Channel 5. But even though Wikipedia said it was made in 1971, we didn't get it until '75 or '77. That ring a bell to you guys, Phil and Tim?
post #40 of 40
Kreeper, that sounds about right, as I was 9 or 10 when that show came on, back in the days before cable (we had this box that rotated our antenna so we could get decent reception in. We were fucked if we wanted to get channels 17 (WPHL) or 29 (WTAF?) out of Philly - those fuckers got Ultraman and Johnny Sokko and his Flying Robot. Bitter? Yes, yes I am).

Frightenstein might have been on elsewhere in the country a year or two before, but I remember it was a big deal when Channel 5 started running it. I'm also thinking it might've been on before the 4:30 Movie on ABC - I dimly recall catching Frightenstein then catching a Harryhausen flick (God, I miss those!!).
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