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The Grim Reaper is here

post #1 of 37
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And he's taken the form of a cat.

Cat plays furry grim reaper at nursing home
Oscar has predicted 25 deaths by curling up next to patient in final hours

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.

His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

“He doesn’t make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die,” said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday’s issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

“Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one,” said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.

The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses.

After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He’d sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.

Aloof and businesslike feline

Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof.

“This is not a cat that’s friendly to people,” he said.
Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill.

She was convinced of Oscar’s talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn’t eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near.

Oscar wouldn’t stay inside the room though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor’s prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient’s final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.

Furry harbinger of death

Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don’t know he’s there, so patients aren’t aware he’s a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.

No one’s certain if Oscar’s behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him.

Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine and has read Dosa’s article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.

If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it’s also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.

Nursing home staffers aren’t concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance at saying goodbye to the dying.
Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his “compassionate hospice care.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959718/?GT1=10150
post #2 of 37
My mother worked in a nursing hime and she said there was a cat that did the same thing. I think it's quite clear, cats are murderers.
post #3 of 37
They should incorporate more cats into the medical system. Start with cat stomach surgeons. If that doesn't work, bump it down to cat chiropractors.
post #4 of 37
Will not make cat scan, or cataracts joke.
post #5 of 37
You just did.
post #6 of 37
The patients are usually catatonic, though.
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post #8 of 37
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
You just did.
Yeah, but you were the catalyst for them.
post #9 of 37
People, calm down before this gets catastrophic.
post #10 of 37
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Originally Posted by horrid
My mother worked in a nursing hime and she said there was a cat that did the same thing. I think it's quite clear, cats are murderers.
My mother also worked in a Nursing Home and there was a similar cat with similar eerie powers.
I don't know if cats are murderers, but they know something, and they are not talking.
post #11 of 37
"O HAI, IM HERE FOR UR LYFE"
"IM IN UR BED, STEELIN UR SOL"
"I CAN HAS AFTERLYFE?"

You decide.
post #12 of 37
Heard about this on CNN this morning. It reminded me of how my family's cat always used to hang out with me when I had the flu. At the time, I thought it was sweet, but now I understand that he was just trying to kill me.

Chris, I can't pick, they're all so lovely!
post #13 of 37
Eek, I have been feline a bit under the weather lately.
post #14 of 37
I don't know why this is so shocking, Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats have been killing me for years.
post #15 of 37
we should all paws for a moment of prayer.
post #16 of 37
So this furry little bastard murders 25 people and they give him a plaque? People are saying, "Oh, it's so weird" and "This is eerie" Eerie? This is fuckin horrifying. A serial killer that moves in silence, sees in the dark, hides by standing in front of you, and litters hallways with bodies. He even documents his crimes with multiple witnesses and still he gets off. He's the prrrfect killer.
post #17 of 37
This isn't surprise. Dogs are nice and friendly and can help find disease. Cats are evil and suck so they bring death.
post #18 of 37
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
This isn't surprise. Dogs are nice and friendly and can help find disease. Cats are evil and suck so they bring death.
Cat's don't rape babies though.
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post #20 of 37
You know that Jack Kevorkian is PISSED that this cat hasn't served a single day of jail time. I'll bet he'll cat-alogue his complaints and go straight to his lawyer.
post #21 of 37
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Originally Posted by MrMushnik
Cat's don't rape babies, and leave any witnesses.
Fixed.
post #22 of 37
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Originally Posted by India7
You know that Jack Kevorkian is PISSED that this cat hasn't served a single day of jail time. I'll bet he'll cat-alogue his complaints and go straight to his lawyer.
Wait till the people on the board find out that Octosquid got preferential treatment, and it's sentence reduced. There's going to be fucking anarchy.
post #23 of 37
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Originally Posted by horrid
Wait till the people on the board find out that Octosquid got preferential treatment, and it's sentence reduced. There's going to be fucking anarchy.
No way. You mess with the Octosquid, you get the beak...

and the suckers...

and the ink.

It's quite unpleasant, actually.
post #24 of 37
The sweet relief that Oscar brings to bereaved families is cathartic.
post #25 of 37
I HAVE COME





TO EAT






YOUR SOUL
post #26 of 37


"That cat is evil I tells ya, Eviiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll!"
post #27 of 37
"Allow me to comfort you...

TO DEATH!!!"


post #28 of 37
Jesus Christ! It's Stripe!
post #29 of 37
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Originally Posted by Ratty
Jesus Christ! It's Stripe!
Oh my God, and he's wet!!!
post #30 of 37
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Originally Posted by horrid
Eek, I have been feline a bit under the weather lately.
I see what you did there.

post #31 of 37

Finally got home to officially make it.
post #32 of 37
Well, that's what you get when you fill a nursing home with people who're allergic to cats.
post #33 of 37
Maybe those old people are dicks.
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post #35 of 37
Once again the cat gets the all the blame.

post #36 of 37
I'm not sure what a picture of Jean Reno has to do with any of this.
post #37 of 37
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller

Finally got home to officially make it.
Brilliant! I love how on the far right, there's an old guy in a wheelchair. You know he's probably thinking, "AAAAHHH!! It's the death cat! Keep walking straight, keep walking straight, don't swerve towards meeee!!!"
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