A Warning To Us ALL

What a fucking nerd.

A warning Bob?


Nerd.

Surge, you better live in a brick trailer or move that damn thing.

Not making any judgements here... but he did burn down his TRAILER...

Wait... I am making a judgement here.

Sounds like a hillbilly war.

All this over some photoshop?

Should we fear Diva becoming a mass murderer?

Sounds like an awesome premise for Patrick Swazye to make a comeback with.

Next of Kin 2: This time it's personal.

I dare ya..I double dog dare ya.

I can say that, as even if you were also insane enough to track me down, you would still think twice about driving into Detroit.

Well... I've lived a full life.

That would be an Ass murderer!

And that's why i only ever insult quadriplegics.

Well, quadriplegics and 'tards.

Fake. Everyone knows only true badasses live in trailers, and they certainly don't get internets.

At this juncture, I'd like to point out that I have never made fun of fabfunk or swedish miyagi.

Oh come on. You know swedish miyagi would be too busy shitting his pants in the event of any sort of confrontation to actually do any harm to anyone.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rnet+tough+guy

I would have went with "ASSassin," but whatever.

*Edited to add: Never insult anyone on the net whose handle includes the term PYRO.

This is the kind of stable individual I want protecting the country. That nerd has a serious case of the crazy eyes.

Also, how big of a dickhead is the victim if he has other people coming after him?

Um, anyone seen miyagi lately?

I doubt anyone here could stop posting long enough to drive 10 miles, let alone 1300.

Someone in a politics thread once threatened to drive to Chicago and beat me up.

I KNEW this had to refer to this article.

He's still on the People to Kill list. Job isn't done yet.

Don't forget the Amish!
And watch out, some retards are like, super strong and stuff.

"After this incident in Elm Mott, Texas, I thought it prudent to begin my training. Bring it you fucking manchildren, bring it!" - Devin Faraci, CHUD.COM

Apparently he got a car. And matches.

I love the fact that he took pictures of the Welcome state signs and sent them on ahead. There's nothing like a preemptive warning that an ass kicking is coming your way from 1,300 miles away. I can usually find one no more than 2 maybe 3 miles away.

I can picture all of the people on the forum arguing over whether the state line signs were photoshopped.

Death by assphyxiation what a way to go.

I don't need to hide behind some net handle to be a tough guy, I have the entire pacific ocean to hind behind. You nerds come and bring it.

Soon as my passport application comes through, motherfucker. I'm going to take pictures of the endless ocean surface during the flight.

Not included in the article: the brand of diaper involved.

You act like a big man now, but what happens when your ears start popping on the flight? That shit will bring you to tears....and the food? Don't get me started.

Didn't JohnShade threaten to beat up people on a regular basis?

I think the story is mistaken.

Clearly the guy he went there to fight really WAS that much of a badass. Their epic brawl resulted in the destruction of the trailer, see. It spanned at least 10 counties and injured no less than 50 people.

At one point a mountain lion got involved, too.

Talk about a Flame War.

That should have been my first post.

















If I was Duke Fleed.

Nah, I think that was Baba.

Shade threatened to sue people on a regular basis. Almost as funny.

Consider it brought, my friend, consider it brought. As soon as my ta-kwan-kara-judo-magra class is over (did I mention that I have a 432nd level <colour edited due to secrecy pact> belt) and I can get my old friends from my days in the marines to airlift me to your house I'm so kicking your sorry kiwi ass.

I'm gonna steal Frank Cobretti's jet and napalm you all, then beat the ashes with Alex Riviello's stickball bat.

Waitaminute, how'd you know I had one of those? Didn't you know that I'm actually Mexican?

Oh, please, don't kill me. Please, please don't kill me. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault I swear to God! I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic. Please. Don't tell Mido. What has she done wrong? You know it was all my fault... I have committed an unforgivable sin, against your sister. And I also... Did you wrong. Please leave Mido alone... If by any chance Mido finds out the truth, you son of a bitch, I'll tear you limb from limb. And your remains will never be found. Why? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit. Ryan Please, sir, I made a mistake. Please forget what I said. Sir, Ryan! We're Evergreen Oldboys, remember? With the energy of a green pine tree/The Great Sangnok High... I'll do whatever you want. I'll do anything, I beg you. Ryan, if you want me to be your dog. I will. From this moment on, I am Ryan S~'s dog. I'm your bitch. Look, I'm wagging my tail. I'm a dog, I'll guard your house. I'll be your slave...

This whole thing had me in tears, horrid, for oh so many reasons.

10 Points for Gryffindor! (I can't rep you again for a while)