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This makes me sick... pedophile rates young girls; it's all legal

post #1 of 70
7/30/07 at 11:22am
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bes....pedophile.cnn

What. The. Fuck.
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post #2 of 70
7/30/07 at 11:40am
I'm all for the First Amendment, but that sicko naming his site "Tot or Not" is going too far!
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post #3 of 70
7/30/07 at 11:42am
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Only Moltisanti could make me laugh at something so disgustingly horrible.
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post #4 of 70
7/30/07 at 11:58am
Nice witch's hat. I'd be surprised if someone didn't go set his car on fire with him sleeping in it... this is some crazy shit.
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post #5 of 70
7/30/07 at 12:36pm
I really like how they freeze framed when he lifted his head up.

In the immortal words of Dennis Miller - "These fuckers need to step into the strike zone and take one for the team."

He has no feasable benefit to society - can't we kill him for that?!?
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post #6 of 70
7/30/07 at 12:37pm
I think we have a pretty strong contender for Colossal Douchebag of the Year award right here.
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post #7 of 70
7/30/07 at 1:01pm
I haven't checked out the link posted, but when I read about him in The New York Times, the only thing I felt that outweighed my disgust was outright awe. Why is he calling attention to himself like this, exactly? Does he want to be punished for these urges? Is this a way of keeping himself from actually doing something illegal, by having everyone watch him like this? Because he has to be clinically insane (even apart from the pedophilia) to paint a bull's-eye on his forehead like this.
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post #8 of 70
7/30/07 at 1:08pm
Just watched the video. While it was loading, I went to another tab. When I clicked back over, the guy in the Blackberry premercial looked like Dylan Baker in Happiness. I was a little confused until I turned the sound on.
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post #9 of 70
7/30/07 at 1:14pm
Is he Amish or Mennonite? Which one is allowed zippers and digital cameras and websites?
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post #10 of 70
7/30/07 at 1:23pm
Interesting point. But that may give way to a 'YOU GUYS SHOULDA BEEN WATCHING ME' after he does DO something awful, which he almost definitely will.
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post #11 of 70
7/30/07 at 1:33pm
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Originally Posted by thejumbo
Interesting point. But that may give way to a 'YOU GUYS SHOULDA BEEN WATCHING ME' after he does DO something awful, which he almost definitely will.
If there is any desire to be caught, it is most definitely subconscious or well-hidden. Either he's thumbing his nose at society, seeing himself as some sort mastermind (he's got the low-rent costume already), or he's trying to serve his subset as a pedophilic Rosa Parks ("Look how the cops are harrassing me! Child molesters are people too!"). Or maybe he's just wanting to be a model of furthering your illegal fetish without getting arrested so that other pedophiles can practice pretty much the same thing more discreetly.
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post #12 of 70
7/30/07 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by Chris O.
I think we have a pretty strong contender for Colossal Douchebag of the Year award right here.
Agreed. And in a year that includes "that fucking guy who knowingly exposed an airplane full of people to TB," that's saying quite a bit!
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post #13 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:00pm
I'm still casting my Douchebag of the Year Award vote for the guy who shot up Virginia Tech. Sure, he's also dead, but I've never liked the rule stating that Douchebag of the Year can't be given posthumously. That's a stupid rule that was meant to not give John Wilkes Booth more attention than he already had but I'm tired of it. WHO'S WITH ME?
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post #14 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:02pm
I'll say this, he's got the rite under free speech to do this. However, he's asking to get the shit kicked out of him big time by doing this.
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post #15 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
I'm still casting my Douchebag of the Year Award vote for the guy who shot up Virginia Tech. Sure, he's also dead, but I've never liked the rule stating that Douchebag of the Year can't be given posthumously. That's a stupid rule that was meant to not give John Wilkes Booth more attention than he already had but I'm tired of it. WHO'S WITH ME?
Oops...kinda forgot about that guy. Can you blame me, though? He hasn't been in the news in months. Damn you mainstream media! You're to blame for my short attention span!

Also, we can't forget about Chris Benoit. He's still a strong contender for the Doucheys this year.
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post #16 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:41pm
Is there a Creepy Fucker of the Year award yet? He should get that, cause IMO child molesting/gawking/stalking is not so douchey, as it is FUCKED.

How about Waste of Perfectly Donatable Organs of the Year? Him and Paris Hilton.
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post #17 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:41pm
I'm gonna go with Benoit as Intercontinental Douchebag of the Year.
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post #18 of 70
7/30/07 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by thejumbo
Is there a Creepy Fucker of the Year award yet? He should get that, cause IMO child molesting/gawking/stalking is not so douchey, as it is FUCKED.

How about Waste of Perfectly Donatable Organs of the Year? Him and Paris Hilton.
Child molesting/gawking/stalking may not be douchey, but doing so in a dollar-store Kung Lao hat and blogging all about it on the internet is.
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post #19 of 70
7/30/07 at 5:05pm
Sure, he might have the right to do this. But we also have the right to kick his ass. It's cool, I read it in the Constitution somewhere.
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post #20 of 70
7/30/07 at 5:23pm
Put him in a fight with one of Michael Vick's dogs.

See what I did there? That's called news story synergy.
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post #21 of 70
7/30/07 at 5:41pm
It's been a banner year - VT shooter, Benoit, Molester in Black, Michael Vick. And it's not even Douche Season yet. It's going to be quite a battle at the end-of-year ceremonies.
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post #22 of 70
7/30/07 at 5:48pm
Those punks who forced the mom and son to have sex with each other are still at the top of this steaming pile of shit heap of douchebaggery. Their awards should be shoved up each other's asses.

This guy gets the honorary Pedophile Prize. A trip to Ellen Page's house.
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post #23 of 70
7/30/07 at 5:49pm
You know how it goes. A lot of the Douches hold back until December. Though I'm really not a fan of the shameless campaigning. Something should be done about all the ads that are taken out in the Douche trades.
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post #24 of 70
7/30/07 at 6:50pm
How soon you guys forget. What about the little fatty who claimed to have killed monster pig. All these other candidates screwed over strangers, what the moster pig hoaxer did, he did to us... Well us and a slightly bigger than normal pig.
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post #25 of 70
7/30/07 at 11:43pm
I would like to submit this fellow as a nomination.
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post #26 of 70
7/31/07 at 12:09am
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Now that's a temporary insanity plea right there.
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post #27 of 70
7/31/07 at 12:14am
More Contenders
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post #28 of 70
7/31/07 at 12:22am
The guy was a Mets fan, what do you expect?
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post #29 of 70
7/31/07 at 12:31am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
No wonder Fabfunk stopped posting. He was moving to Wisconsin.
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post #30 of 70
7/31/07 at 12:54am
We can joke all we want but who among us hasn't seen a picture of a dead woman in the obit section, gotten a few friends together, purchased some condoms at Wal-Mart, and then dug up the woman and attempted to fuck her lifeless corpse?

I can't really throw any stones when I'm taking out a 2nd mortgage on my own glass house.
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post #31 of 70
7/31/07 at 5:42am
If there's one thing I hate more than VJs pretending to care about the environment, it's freaks who try to pretend they're normal. Stop trying to sound rational and cackle like a maniac every once in awhile. The TV station had to show close ups of your hands to give us the sense you're dangerous. They really shouldn't have to work that hard. The giant hat was a nice touch, but add some flair. Make it colorful or something. And, speaking of flair, that looked an awful lot like Ron Livingston under there.
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post #32 of 70
7/31/07 at 5:56am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
purchased some condoms at Wal-Mart, and then dug up the woman and attempted to fuck her lifeless corpse?
Clear evidence that the Safe Sex message is finally getting through to these kids! Responsible!
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post #33 of 70
7/31/07 at 10:19am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
"Oh, hey officer, hiya doin?"

"Sir, can you explain to me what's going on here?"

"Nothin much. Me and the boys are just diggin up a dead hottie so we can make some new holes in her and fuck her but good."

"Sir, you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent."

"This is bullshit! We gots condoms and everything! Just look at that picture - she was asking for it!"
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post #34 of 70
7/31/07 at 1:04pm
My vote goes to:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3429063

As an awful human being I am now picturing Tarantino giving the obligatory dead baby storage monologue.
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post #35 of 70
7/31/07 at 2:48pm
The pedophile is on FOX News right now. They're basically tag-teaming him, and giving him free public counseling. Says he was beat by his parents. SHOCKING.
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post #36 of 70
7/31/07 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer
The pedophile is on FOX News right now. They're basically tag-teaming him, and giving him free public counseling. Says he was beat by his parents. SHOCKING.
I read in NYTimes that he still sometimes lives with his parents. Wonder if they still beat him.
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post #37 of 70
7/31/07 at 9:25pm
That makes sense. Shows more and more that this is a subconscious cry for help. He's definitely giving some payback to them by doing all of this.
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post #38 of 70
7/31/07 at 9:32pm
color me ignorant.....
but ain't this person taking photos of young girls ( OK they are extremely young, sick piece of scum) and he cant show his sick fucking face on Cam???????

Anybody got his addy?

I'm rethinkin' the Capital Punishment thread.

Come to my house.

You Sick Fuck.

This little girl a line for you.
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post #39 of 70
7/31/07 at 10:38pm
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I'm confused... are you offering him a line of little girls? Hell, I'd take that.
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post #40 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:41am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I'm confused... are you offering him a line of little girls? Hell, I'd take that.

No Brendan, I'm saying why can he post photos of young girls but claim his sick butt shouldn't be photoed.

Take off the hat you sad bowl of shit and COME TO MY FUCKING HOUSE (not Brenden here) .
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post #41 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:44am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I'm confused... are you offering him a line of little girls? Hell, I'd take that.
Hell, I'm confused.
You interested in my nieces?
Hardy har, this aint no laughin matter.
If you kiddin say so now.
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post #42 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:58am
pedophilia is not funny .
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post #43 of 70
8/1/07 at 2:02am
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Originally Posted by witchesbrew
pedophilia is not funny .
Does this mean your nieces are off the table?
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post #44 of 70
8/1/07 at 2:19am
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Originally Posted by witchesbrew
pedophilia is not funny .
Even if you're wearing a clownsuit?
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post #45 of 70
8/1/07 at 5:49am
If you speed up the film and play Yackety Sax on the soundtrack, anything is funny.
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post #46 of 70
8/1/07 at 6:08am
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Originally Posted by witchesbrew
If you kiddin say so now.
Best unintentional pun ever.
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post #47 of 70
8/1/07 at 9:55am
Do you think he's that guy with the weird Shirley Temple obsession that posted here a while ago? Seems equally oblivious to his creepiness.
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post #48 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:21pm
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Originally Posted by witchesbrew
You interested in my nieces?
If they're in a line.
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post #49 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:51pm
OK!!!!!!!
I take my hat off, you guys made it funny. (Wiping tears, Shaking head, and rubbing face).

Be careful, you will scare the frogs away.
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post #50 of 70
8/1/07 at 1:54pm
What do we have to do to scare you away?
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