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post #1 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:00pm
Thread Starter 
This thread has no topic. Please feel free to derail it as much as you like.
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post #2 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:02pm
"Halo" totally rips off Aliens.
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post #3 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:08pm
Get fucked, Matioli.
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post #4 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:10pm
It's Mattioli, hooker.
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post #5 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:13pm
I like to think of you with a gap in the middle. Waiting, nay, begging to be filled.
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post #6 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:19pm
If by "gap" you mean stomach, then you're right. Cuz it's lunch time and I'm hungry and all I can think about are Doritos. Those fuckers are delicious.
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post #7 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:25pm
Doritos were responsible for Batman Begins' third act.
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post #8 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:26pm
I love grilled cheese sandwiches but only with a slice of turkey in it. Nice weather today as well.
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post #9 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:30pm
My homeowners association is full of shit. I pay $75 every quarter, and for what? For them to water the crappy rock garden in the median? Did I mention the 1000 tumbleweeds growing by the mailbox?

It's probably going towards lining some bureaucratic fat cat's wallet. it's always the fat cats!
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post #10 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:30pm
Swedish miyagi predicts this thread will get old by May 25.
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post #11 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:30pm
David Lynch does a damn good weather report.
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post #12 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:33pm
What's the quickest way to identify who left a pubic hair in my coffee?
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post #13 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:33pm
Monkeys! God, I love 'em.
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post #14 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:37pm
There's too many mothauckas uckin with my shi.
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post #15 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZappBrannigan
What's the quickest way to identify who left a pubic hair in my coffee?
Identify the man squatting on your desk.
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post #16 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:45pm
Squats are good for the glutes, speaking of that, anymore Diva's ass pics out there?
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post #17 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:46pm
I just made enough pesto to last two months. I'm now freezing it in individual portions. I'll eat it in February, and wish it was summer, forgetting how fucking sweaty and uncomfortable I am right now. August can suck it. Suck it hard.
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post #18 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:48pm
The world needs more sweaty librarians.
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post #19 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:52pm
No, it really, really doesn't. It needs more librarians who have fewer environmental scruples and air conditioners. Or pools. Or friends with pools. I clearly need more rich friends.
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post #20 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:56pm
My pool's filter is throwing sand into the pool. Have no clue how to fix it.
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post #21 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
I'll eat it in February, and wish it was summer.
Some of us won't have to.
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post #22 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:57pm
I only have one rich friend.
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post #23 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:57pm
Use the fucking search function

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89926
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post #24 of 310
8/1/07 at 1:58pm
I keep putting sand in Jon's pool filter. Don't tell him.
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post #25 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:02pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by gravedigger
I keep putting sand in Jon's pool filter. Don't tell him.
I put sand in his Vaseline, don't tell him.
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post #26 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
My pool's filter is throwing sand into the pool. Have no clue how to fix it.
Stop getting your vagina so close to it.
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post #27 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:04pm
You know what's funny?

Sandy vagina jokes.

Know what's not funny?

Someone beating you to the punchline on one.
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post #28 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:10pm
Speaking of funny, have any of you seen the latest "Family Circus"? Those little scamps are just so darn delightful.
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post #29 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:11pm
How does every conversation lead to sand in my vagina? I use so much protection.
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post #30 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:11pm
The Nietzsche Family Circus.

eta - for Jcassady.
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post #31 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
How does every conversation lead to sand in my vagina? I use so much protection.
No, the pull out method is not sufficient. Your mom's a nurse; you should know better.
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post #32 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:18pm
I always forget when I'm supposed to pull out.
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post #33 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:21pm
It's clever how Cassady forgot to put quotes around "forget" in that post.

Also, I suppose one could say Zooey has a sandy vagina over not getting to make the sandy vagina joke.
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post #34 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:22pm
Forget all this sandy vajayjay talk, there is a more important matter at hand: Someone stole my Arrested Development DVD.
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post #35 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:23pm
*Post Deleted by Mattioli*
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post #36 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:26pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe LeFors
Forget all this sandy vajayjay talk, there is a more important matter at hand: Someone stole my Arrested Development DVD.
Where did you have it delivered?
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post #37 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:27pm
Weird, I found an Arrested Development DVD next to my pool.
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post #38 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:28pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gravedigger
Where did you have it delivered?
Sooner or later, all derailments come back to Diva.
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post #39 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:31pm
You're a barber. Sit in your own chair, cut your own hair.
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post #40 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:41pm
I got my hair cut today, after the stylist finished, she asked if I needed my bangs trimmed. WTF?
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post #41 of 310
8/1/07 at 2:49pm
Ever have one of those days where you wanted to beat up the Good Humor Man with a 2 x 4? Cuz I tell ya....
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post #42 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:01pm
Break me off a piece of that kitkat bar.
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post #43 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:04pm
The Good Humor Man doesn't show up anymore. Was it something I said?
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post #44 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:14pm
I thought this was a Seinfeld discussion group....
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post #45 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:18pm
Speaking of... I'm thirsty.
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post #46 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:21pm
I'm Friday, Joe Friday.
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post #47 of 310
8/1/07 at 3:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by gravedigger
It's clever how Cassady forgot to put quotes around "forget" in that post.
*finishes* I'm done, does that mean I'm supposed to pull out now? No, it's cool, I'm finished. I just need to know when I should pull out.
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post #48 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:25pm
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post #49 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:35pm
Yeah, that's got a permanent place in my "avatars" folder.
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post #50 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:49pm
I do palindromes, do I?
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