Well you guys aren't helping any...
I was waiting for a train this morning and plastered on the wall is an ad for the new Ben Stiller yukfest The Heartbreak Kid with the imaginative tagline "Love Blows". Immediately to its right, not a foot away, is another ad for the Dane Cook's new OHFORFUCK'SSAKESTARTCLONINGJESSICAALBAALREADYfest Good Luck Chuck with the even more imaginative tagline "Sometimes Love Blows".
So if I seem unusually dense around here, it's because the guy at the shop says it'll take 2 weeks to have my No-Fucking-Shit-O-Meter up and running again.