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post #51 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:51pm
Stop. Collaborate and listen......................................
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post #52 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
*finishes* I'm done, does that mean I'm supposed to pull out now? No, it's cool, I'm finished. I just need to know when I should pull out.
...hey...are you still awake?
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post #53 of 310
8/1/07 at 4:57pm
I hate fantasy fanboy casting of their favorite IPs... fuck you.
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post #54 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:01pm
Spam, the other beige meat.
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post #55 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:03pm
Domo arigato, motherfucker.
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post #56 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Spam, the other beige meat.
The one bumper sticker I have on my car says "beige, the cream of the brown". Little trivia for you there.
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post #57 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:28pm
Whenever I read horrid's posts I hear Jemaine Clement's voice. Makes it at least 12% funnier.
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post #58 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:30pm
I need all the % I can get.
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post #59 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by horrid
I need all the % I can get.
Why, you chasing down Laura Newton?
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post #60 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:39pm
Right now I'm googling Laura Newton.
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post #61 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:40pm
Alls I know is that AFSCME is the fuckin' union dat works for you!
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post #62 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:45pm
So I says to Madge, I says...
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post #63 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:50pm
I really hate how UPS will hold your packages until the predicted delivery date even though they are sitting in the warehouse for at least a day.
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post #64 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:50pm
Ed Rendell knows how to party.
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post #65 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:52pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
I really hate how UPS will hold your packages until the predicted delivery date even though they are sitting in the warehouse for at least a day.
Is that true? I always considered that one of my wild conspiracy theories.
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post #66 of 310
8/1/07 at 5:57pm
Well, that's what happened with the 369 I had "repaired".* It looked like the same thing was going to happen with my Amazon purchases this week but I see that they have been dropped off.


*I even went to the UPS distribution facility the day after I saw it was in town to pick it up in person. They said they couldn't turn it over to me.
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post #67 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
I really hate how UPS will hold your packages until the predicted delivery date even though they are sitting in the warehouse for at least a day.
Maybe that explains The Mystery of the Missing Arrested Development DVDs.
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post #68 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:04pm
After a lot of soul searching, I've come to the conclusion that I would gladly beat that little kid from the Verizon Fios commercials soundly about the head and torso. Now that's true quam.
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post #69 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:12pm
Okay, back on topic. In a cage match between George Hickenlooper and a Bengal tiger, the winner is Hickenlooper, hands down!
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post #70 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:13pm
So is this an official "Posting Out Of Order Appreciation thread" or an unofficial one?
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post #71 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:18pm
This one is slightly less silly. Slightly.
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post #72 of 310
8/1/07 at 6:29pm
The posting out of order thread actually had people (excepting one), posting out of order. The idea here was derailments, which should be continuous and spiraling. So the No Topic thread is actually more off-topic than the other, purposefully disjointed one. Which is amusingly fitting, if your mind can handle such dizzying depths of postmodernism.

Drugs help.
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post #73 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:02pm
But, and this was something I considered posting earlier, is discussing the exact way in which this thread has no topic, in fact on topic, thus resulting in some weird form of meta-recursiveness and the dizzying depths of post-modernism that Schwartz is referring to?
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post #74 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:07pm
........Ice is back with a brand new invention.........
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post #75 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:12pm
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Originally Posted by B_RapRulz
........Ice is back with a brand new invention.........
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post #76 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:17pm


Mr. Nachos, all the cool kids say "re-recursiveness." Ask Mr. Ball. He knows, oh, he knows.
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post #77 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:22pm
If the Pope was a rocket man with pincer hands, I'd convert to Catholicism in a second.
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post #78 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:24pm
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Originally Posted by horrid
If the Pope was a rocket man with pincer hands, I'd convert to Catholicism in a second.
Wait...he's not? *rosary thrown in the fire*
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post #79 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:24pm
And that's what the Dadaists were counting on.

Now go say negative six "Hail Steve"s and pour this mustard all over your head. Light-Bulb Head Jesus will forgive you all your sins.
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post #80 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:31pm
Thread Starter 
Why is a mouse when it spins?
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post #81 of 310
8/1/07 at 7:45pm
Remember the guy who flips out when a little mustard gets poured on him in the Jackass movie? I don't like mustard either, but that guy takes it too far. I thought he was going to kill a dude.
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post #82 of 310
8/1/07 at 8:28pm
My favorite album of all time? Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em.
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post #83 of 310
8/1/07 at 8:33pm
To any Houston Chewers: Is Injuries attorney Jim "The Texas Hammer" Adler still doing those commercials? Is Marvin Zindler still doing his "Slime in the Ice Machine" segments? I haven't lived in Texas since I was in 7th grade, but I miss those guys.
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post #84 of 310
8/1/07 at 10:22pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
To any Houston Chewers: Is Injuries attorney Jim "The Texas Hammer" Adler still doing those commercials? Is Marvin Zindler still doing his "Slime in the Ice Machine" segments? I haven't lived in Texas since I was in 7th grade, but I miss those guys.
Yes to all of the above, but I think Jim Adler is now "The TOUGH Texas Hammer." Apparently he's developed a mean streak since you left.
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post #85 of 310
8/1/07 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by horrid
If the Pope was a rocket man with pincer hands, I'd convert to Catholicism in a second.
Does this help at all?

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post #86 of 310
8/1/07 at 11:34pm
.........Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly ..........
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post #87 of 310
8/1/07 at 11:51pm
Thread Starter 
Back on topic:
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post #88 of 310
8/2/07 at 12:04am
^^ That's like them pizza turtles, right? You know, them turtles that like the pizza so much. Man, them pizza turtles sure are something else.
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post #89 of 310
8/2/07 at 12:23am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Yes to all of the above, but I think Jim Adler is now "The TOUGH Texas Hammer." Apparently he's developed a mean streak since you left.
I'm just happy to know that crazy motherfucker Marvin Zindler is still alive.

MAAAAAAAAAAAARVIN ZIINDLERRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEWITNESSSSSS SSSS NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS
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post #90 of 310
8/2/07 at 12:57am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I'm just happy to know that crazy motherfucker Marvin Zindler is still alive.

MAAAAAAAAAAAARVIN ZIINDLERRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEWITNESSSSSS SSSS NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck, I got some bad news bro. "Zindler died from the cancer at The University of Texas M. D. Anderson Cancer Center in the Texas Medical Center section of Houston on July 29, 2007, two nights after what would turn out to be his final newscast." From Wiki.

Man you miss a few days news and a legend dies. Alas poor Marvin, we knew you so well.
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post #91 of 310
8/2/07 at 2:21am
Fucking XUR.

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post #92 of 310
8/2/07 at 3:01am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Fuck, I got some bad news bro. "Zindler died from the cancer at The University of Texas M. D. Anderson Cancer Center in the Texas Medical Center section of Houston on July 29, 2007, two nights after what would turn out to be his final newscast." From Wiki.

Man you miss a few days news and a legend dies. Alas poor Marvin, we knew you so well.
His last broadcast. Jesus, this is almost unbearable. But at least he went out doing what he loved.
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post #93 of 310
8/2/07 at 3:10am
Preteen Gangrene Jujitu Gerbils would kick the Turtles asses!
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post #94 of 310
8/2/07 at 3:58am
Please. You know that any UFC fighter would slaughter them. They're just actors.
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post #95 of 310
8/2/07 at 8:44am
Beetlejuice...............Beetlejuice............. ....BEETLEJUICE!!!
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post #96 of 310
8/2/07 at 10:00am
Copperlocke.
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post #97 of 310
8/2/07 at 10:11am
I have the key to One Eyed Willy. Just thought I'd share.
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post #98 of 310
8/2/07 at 10:13am
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post #99 of 310
8/2/07 at 10:43am
I... I forgot my lunch at home.

It's clearly the Verizon Fios kid's fault... little goblin-faced bastard.
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post #100 of 310
8/2/07 at 11:53am
"I Love Rock 'n Roll" is a completely different song when you know that Joan Jett is a lesbian. What does she really want with that boy leaning against the record machine?
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