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How do you not fall asleep when a Natalie Merchant song comes on?

post #1 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:07pm
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She's so fucking boring. Instant sleep. I can be on fire and she'll come on and I'll sleep the fire away.
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post #2 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:14pm
Them's would have been fightin words had this been 1995.
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post #3 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:17pm
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Hard to fight while I'm asleep.
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post #4 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:23pm
Most of her solo stuff is pretty boring, but I actually like a lot of the 10,000 Maniacs material. Our Time in Eden is a great late-summery sort of album, if a bit sleepy.
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post #5 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:26pm
Like The Weather is a fun, poppy tune. Not sleepy at all. 'Bout the only song I like by her, though.
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post #6 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:34pm
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Originally Posted by cobane
Them's would have been fightin words had this been 1995.
Her stuff just sits in the used bins at my store. Until they're marked down to $2.99. Then they sit in the $2.99 bin. Then we throw them away.
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post #7 of 27
8/2/07 at 2:36pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
She's so fucking boring. Instant sleep. I can be on fire and she'll come on and I'll sleep the fire away.
You light a match, blow it out and place the still hot ember on your wrist. It's quite painful but effective.
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post #8 of 27
8/2/07 at 3:01pm
I might need to purchase a Natalie Merchant Cd to put my 20 month old son to sleep at night then.
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post #9 of 27
8/2/07 at 3:14pm
Unless you have Jim Caviezel's radio from Frequency and are receiving broadcasts from 1994 [edit - or as late as, say, 1996], why would her music be a problem? Unless of course you are stuck on an 6-hour car ride with only one copy of "Tigerlily" and one copy of "The Caution Horses." Is that the problem?
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post #10 of 27
8/2/07 at 3:38pm
Timely.
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post #11 of 27
8/2/07 at 3:59pm
She has the kind of music that you put on when you want everyone to go home from your party. She's a singing wet blanket. I couldn't agree with you more.
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post #12 of 27
8/2/07 at 4:06pm
She was kinda hot circa 1992, but the music always blew.
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post #13 of 27
8/2/07 at 4:11pm
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I don't mind her looks, but her sleepy singing puts me to sleep faster than a blowjob and a glass of Sambuca.
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post #14 of 27
8/2/07 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG
Timely.
Exactly.

Where are you hearing any Natalie Merchant music?
Do you always keep your radio on the "soft rock from 1993" channel?
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post #15 of 27
8/2/07 at 4:19pm
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They play that shit all the time here at the sports bar and it never fails that she shows up in odd places when I don't expect it. Plus, this is a discussion for the ages. It never gets too late to discuss this sleep-inducing broad.
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post #16 of 27
8/2/07 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
They play that shit all the time here at the sports bar and it never fails that she shows up in odd places when I don't expect it. Plus, this is a discussion for the ages. It never gets too late to discuss this sleep-inducing broad.
Natalie Merchant and sports bars aren't designed to mix. What's wrong with your sports bar? Why is its music broken?
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post #17 of 27
8/2/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
They play that shit all the time here at the sports bar and it never fails that she shows up in odd places when I don't expect it.
Ziggy says there is an 85.4% chance that if you fix the juke box in that sports bar, you'll leap out of 1994 and on to another zany adventure!
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post #18 of 27
8/2/07 at 6:40pm
What kind of femme sports bar is it, Nick? Or is it a trick song to trap people like in TALLADEGA NIGHTS?
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post #19 of 27
8/2/07 at 6:41pm
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Barnacles has this horrible loop of dick music they play throughout the joint. No jukebox. That's why I usually have headphones stapled to me head.
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post #20 of 27
8/2/07 at 6:59pm
How's that bar's Spin Doctors rotation?
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post #21 of 27
8/2/07 at 7:00pm
You know it just can't last. Just can't... You know it just can't last. You know it just can't last. Just can't... You know it just ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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post #22 of 27
8/2/07 at 7:07pm
Is this the same sports bar they put American Idol on at? Because find a new goddamn bar.
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post #23 of 27
8/2/07 at 7:09pm
Do the Buffalo Bills always lose the Super Bowl when you watch it at this sports bar?
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post #24 of 27
8/2/07 at 9:08pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
How's that bar's Spin Doctors rotation?
Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss
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post #25 of 27
8/3/07 at 7:56am
She was the opening act at some show I went to, and all I remember about her set was her shaking her ass all over the place. Ridiculously so.

I didn't fall asleep, however.

I once heard of a Waffle House that constantly played Ace of Base. Like Brigadoon, I think it only appears once every century.
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post #26 of 27
8/5/07 at 7:16am
Bad enough that Phil invoked the name, but you, Andrew Collins, have been found guilty by a jury of your peers of committing a hate crime consisting of posting lyrics from the album "Pocket Full of Kryptonite"

May your cell-mate steal your footbag after he rapes you.
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post #27 of 27
8/5/07 at 12:05pm
Ba dap deep ba deep ba deep ba deeba deeba dobba dobba dobba dobba
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