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Things you don't want to see in Porn.

post #1 of 341
8/2/07 at 11:56pm
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1) Your sister.
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post #2 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:26am
1) Your sister.
2) Your child.
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post #3 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:31am
Condoms. Christ what a buzzkill.
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post #4 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:34am
Amputees. Murder. Harry Knowles. Devin. Shit, any of you.
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post #5 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:48am
*edit- Shit, you said "things you DON'T want to see in porn". Dammit.
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post #6 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:08am
Ron Jeremy.
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post #7 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:12am
James Arness and Ben Grimm
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post #8 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:51am
Daniel Benzali
Joe Don Baker
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post #9 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:56am
Feces.
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post #10 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:08am
Suddenly this has become The 20,000 Pyramid: Adult Version.
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post #11 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:55am
Pteradactyls. Thanks a lot, CHUD.
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post #12 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:56am
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Originally Posted by Matt Sutton
1) Your sister.
That's gonna make one hell of a Thanksgiving.
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post #13 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:58am
"Your Parents" for the win
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post #14 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:59am
I just gave pos rep to nearly every post in this thread.
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post #15 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:10am
Dignity.

Semen that changes women into shoes and other stuff.

Diva's ass.

A TV in the background that shows you watching this exact scene in the movie, except you can see a scary guy with a hammer standing right behind you (not a carpenter).
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post #16 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:11am
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Originally Posted by Matt Sutton
1) Your sister.
I bet there's a good story behind this.
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post #17 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:14am
I'm still waiting for a friggin' link.
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post #18 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:17am
sheiks.
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post #19 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:21am
Amish.
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post #20 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:26am
Adults.
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post #21 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:26am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
1) Your sister.
2) Your child.
Unless these are the same 'actress', at which point it's probably a given.
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post #22 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:41am
Dialogue. Just get to the fucking point dammit!
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post #23 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:02am
A winking brown-eye.
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post #24 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:12am
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Originally Posted by Stormin
Pteradactyls. Thanks a lot, CHUD.
That was all Patrick, as I recall.
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post #25 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:14am
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Originally Posted by Slater
Diva's ass.

Second.
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post #26 of 341
8/3/07 at 6:16am
The guy fisting the chick wearing my same watch.
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post #27 of 341
8/3/07 at 6:26am
Close-up of guy's cum-face

A woman who isn't crying

That dude from FIDDLER ON THE ROOF
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post #28 of 341
8/3/07 at 6:49am
'Acting'.
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post #29 of 341
8/3/07 at 6:51am
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Originally Posted by Slater
Dignity

Second.
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post #30 of 341
8/3/07 at 7:28am
Dudes.
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post #31 of 341
8/3/07 at 7:34am
Zombies.
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post #32 of 341
8/3/07 at 7:42am
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Zombies.
Thread title is "Things you DON'T want to see in porn"
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post #33 of 341
8/3/07 at 9:16am
My best friend's Mom. Or my Mom. Or Steven Seagal.
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post #34 of 341
8/3/07 at 10:15am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Pregnant chicks.
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post #35 of 341
8/3/07 at 10:43am
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Originally Posted by stelios
Dialogue. Just get to the fucking point dammit!

Speaking of which, the guys who can't seem to shut the fuck up for more than than five seconds.
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post #36 of 341
8/3/07 at 10:43am
Chyna's "clit."
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post #37 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:08am
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Thread title is "Things you DON'T want to see in porn"
I just do what my therapist tells me!
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post #38 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:09am
I'm pretty sure your moms, sisters, and children wouldn't want to be considered "things". Seagal, on the other hand, is a force to be reckoned with.

Porn involving bodily fluids such as puke, piss, shit, or blood are pretty much a no-go. Also, those Geico Cavemen.

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Originally Posted by Stormin
Pteradactyls. Thanks a lot, CHUD.
Plants.
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post #39 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:14am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
That was all Patrick, as I recall.
No, that was me. Sorry.
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post #40 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:19am
That actually happened before I made my deviant ways public. I did plant fucking and Asian Drumming Sex.

But back on topic, umbilical cords.
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post #41 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:34am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
*edit- Shit, you said "things you DON'T want to see in porn". Dammit.
I'm so interested in what this originally said.

Women?
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post #42 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:35am
Asian penis.
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post #43 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:36am
fabfunk
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post #44 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:39am
Optimus Prime getting bizay with Count Chocula.
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post #45 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:42am
My dog
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post #46 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:45am
or her?

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post #47 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
fabfunk
Winner!
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post #48 of 341
8/3/07 at 11:52am
The reflection in the TV screen of me furiously masturbating, or the framed, autographed picture of Estelle Getty that I set on the coffee table for those special times.
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post #49 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:06pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
The reflection in the TV screen of me furiously masturbating, or the framed, autographed picture of Estelle Getty that I set on the coffee table for those special times.
Wednesday nights must be pretty rough.
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post #50 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:22pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
That dude from FIDDLER ON THE ROOF

I think I might enjoy a screwing Topol.

...or were you talking about Starsky?
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