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post #301 of 341
9/12/07 at 1:40pm
Jenna Jameson, as she appears today. Seriously, what the HELL happened to her?
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post #302 of 341
9/12/07 at 1:56pm
That's not Jenna Jameson. Is it?
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post #303 of 341
9/12/07 at 2:03pm
No, that's Wilford Brimley.

Oh, you mean the link.
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post #304 of 341
9/12/07 at 2:11pm
I'd rather fuck the Brimstone than the jagged RealDoll in the link. She looks like part of Heineken's new ad campaign.
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post #305 of 341
9/12/07 at 2:15pm
He looks like she took a facial from the Toxic Avenger. Those pics made my penis hide behind my left kidney until I closed the window. Porn stars shouldn't do that.
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post #306 of 341
9/13/07 at 4:52am


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Edited to add: I know this is a repeat. Just adding it all together. Imagine 9 1/2 weeks. With oatmeal.
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post #307 of 341
9/13/07 at 9:12am
Sorry to freak y'all out. Here this should make amends - Jenna as she (sniff) used to be (NSFW).

Seriously, does the girl have a tapeworm the size of Shai'Hulud or something? I've seen cadavers that were in better shape.
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post #308 of 341
9/16/07 at 2:13pm
Cialis should never be combined with Viagra or any other impotence medication.

Cialis should not be taken more than once in a twenty-four hour period.

Excessive alcohol use may limit the effect of Cialis.

An erection that lasts over 4 hours should be immediately deflated by viewing this picture:

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post #309 of 341
9/17/07 at 1:36pm
This Thing
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post #310 of 341
9/17/07 at 3:22pm
Tumors!
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post #311 of 341
9/17/07 at 4:32pm
Star Wars Dogs.

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post #312 of 341
9/17/07 at 4:42pm
I like that whoever made those costumes felt that it was necessary for Yoda's outfit to be crotchless.
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post #313 of 341
9/17/07 at 4:43pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Jenna Jameson, as she appears today. Seriously, what the HELL happened to her?
Might be wrong, but I REALLY doubt that's her. Saw her on American Sex Star recently, and she still looked pretty great.
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post #314 of 341
9/17/07 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by englebert
I like that whoever made those costumes felt that it was necessary for Yoda's outfit to be crotchless.
I thought that was a particularly nice touch...
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post #315 of 341
9/19/07 at 1:21am
Spit. Saliva. Loogies. Who the fuck thinks this is sexy?
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post #316 of 341
9/19/07 at 1:31am
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
Cialis should never be combined with Viagra or any other impotence medication.

Cialis should not be taken more than once in a twenty-four hour period.

Excessive alcohol use may limit the effect of Cialis.

An erection that lasts over 4 hours should be immediately deflated by viewing this picture:
So glad that pic wasn't what I thought it would be when I got the email notification. If that were tub girl, I would have made it my mission to neg rep you til God hated you. Man boobs ain't so bad in comparison.
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post #317 of 341
9/19/07 at 1:35am
oldbrucewayne.jpg
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post #318 of 341
9/19/07 at 2:18am
Three goddamn pages.
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post #319 of 341
9/19/07 at 2:11pm
Ruth Gordon, Jessica Harper, Susan Tyrell, Tammy Faye
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post #320 of 341
9/20/07 at 3:53am
Things that aren't rape.

Let this thing die, already.
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post #321 of 341
9/20/07 at 8:43pm
Tentacles.
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post #322 of 341
9/20/07 at 9:16pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
Might be wrong, but I REALLY doubt that's her. Saw her on American Sex Star recently, and she still looked pretty great.
That's her man. UFC pay-per-view showed her with Tito Ortiz two to three weeks ago in the crowd....And that's what you saw. She looks like she's wasting away to nothing.
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post #323 of 341
9/20/07 at 9:21pm
She looks like she's been chillin' in a food dehydrator.
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post #324 of 341
9/21/07 at 12:32am
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Originally Posted by Radb707
Tentacles.
Been mentioned already.
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post #325 of 341
9/21/07 at 9:53am
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
Been mentioned already.
What about Gary Coleman, has he been mentioned yet? He's probably already starred in one of those train porns.

What about soy sauce and chop sticks?

Or mexican pinatas?

Egon from Ghostbusters or the goddamn Pillsbury doughboy. If poking his tummy makes a sound then the hell happens when....nevermind...


It's just a sad sad day when you're fingering dough.
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post #326 of 341
10/5/07 at 3:01am
Any members of my family.
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post #327 of 341
10/5/07 at 5:48pm
Someone on page one beat you to that.

I think we're officially out of ideas.
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post #328 of 341
10/5/07 at 6:10pm
A McDonald's manager sticking her hand up the ass of a girl that looks like Meg Griffin.
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post #329 of 341
10/5/07 at 9:31pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg David
Three goddamn pages.

Seriously. I didn't really know what I was unleashing.

Still, I should have got some damn rep points for this thread.
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post #330 of 341
10/5/07 at 11:38pm
Positive or negative?
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post #331 of 341
10/6/07 at 12:46am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radb707
What about Gary Coleman, has he been mentioned yet? He's probably already starred in one of those train porns.
The Blacker the Midget, the Sweeter the Juice.
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post #332 of 341
10/6/07 at 12:51am
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Someone is getting a special gift exchange present.
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post #333 of 341
10/8/07 at 7:44pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Did you NOT read the part where I said I DON'T want to see it?? *dares not click on link*
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post #334 of 341
10/9/07 at 1:11pm
This guy. And/or his camel.
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post #335 of 341
10/9/07 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Not to get into hyperbole here, but that is quite possibly the GREATEST PORN TITLE EVER!!!
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post #336 of 341
10/10/07 at 6:12am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
This guy. And/or his camel.
What in the holy living fuck?
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post #337 of 341
10/10/07 at 8:20am
Oh, that's gonna haunt me.
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post #338 of 341
10/10/07 at 10:10am
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Oh, that's gonna haunt me.
Well, if he's in a porno, you can at least turn it off. If he's in the room while you and your partner are, uh, "gettin' busy", that's a totally different nightmare.

It's even worse if he's pointing at the two of you while he's laughing.

Don't get me started with the logistics of having the camel in the room as well.
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post #339 of 341
10/10/07 at 10:46am
Well, it's just that given the position of the camel and the way it kept rearing it's butt up in the air, I was scared that this was gonna go in a whole different direction. All the midget would have had to do was drag over a ladder, and the nightmares would have really begun.
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post #340 of 341
10/10/07 at 12:07pm
Well, it WAS an excerpt of a three hour film. Who knows what happened next? Who... knows?

Back on track:
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post #341 of 341
10/10/07 at 12:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Sutton
Seriously. I didn't really know what I was unleashing.

Still, I should have got some damn rep points for this thread.
*yeah here you have*


things I don't want to see... cuthbert playing kim bauer
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