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post #51 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:25pm
The banging of actual beaver.

Dick Nixon and Henry Kissinger having a three way
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post #52 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
Wednesday nights must be pretty rough.
The hardest part was when I accidentally turned the TV off one time and was just left with the grainy image of me, Estelle, and a bottle of worcestershire sauce. The fact that at the time I was wearing the Knight Rider pajamas I wore when I was 7 didn't help the shame.
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post #53 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
The hardest part was when I accidentally turned the TV off one time and was just left with the grainy image of me, Estelle, and a bottle of worcestershire sauce. The fact that at the time I was wearing the Knight Rider pajamas I wore when I was 7 didn't help the shame.
Or that William Daniels was next you, asleep on the couch.
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post #54 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:48pm
And just how exactly did David Morse fit into this?
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post #55 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:52pm
David Morse fits into everything, period. Didn't you know that?
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post #56 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:54pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
Or that William Daniels was next you, asleep on the couch.
Hey, he picked me up that night.
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post #57 of 341
8/3/07 at 12:58pm
Because you were the only one who didn't call him Higgins, whio is also someone I don't want to see in porn.
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post #58 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:06pm
Nose fucking.

I imagine this is an entirely new fetish that's bound to pop up someday.
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post #59 of 341
8/3/07 at 1:45pm
This guy.
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post #60 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:12pm
Myself.
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post #61 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:30pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
I'm so interested in what this originally said.
I had a whole big honkin' paragraph written about an all-midget porn. Never seen one. They must exist, because I know midget porn "actors" are out there.

It's not like I have some little person fetish, I just think it would be a hoot.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Women?
Women and porn are perfectly acceptable. In fact, I'd go as far as to say porn just isn't the same without their feminine wiles. You know, boobies and stuff.
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post #62 of 341
8/3/07 at 2:53pm
Adults.
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post #63 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:03pm
Circus clowns.
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post #64 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:05pm
Adults.
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post #65 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:09pm
Bagpipes.
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post #66 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:11pm
Menstrual blood
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post #67 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:16pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Will Kane
Period. Period.
Corrected.
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post #68 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:30pm
Fabfunk playing feces-smeared bagpipes while nose-fucking your menstruating Amish sister atop an amputee pterodactyl that smells like Diva's ass shit on Chyna's clit.
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post #69 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:32pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I bet there's a good story behind this.
I said "Your sister", not mine.

You wouldn't want to see my sister in porn. Unless you like plumpers. If so, have at it.
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post #70 of 341
8/3/07 at 3:43pm
Sutton's sister
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post #71 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:04pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
Fabfunk playing feces-smeared bagpipes while nose-fucking your menstruating Amish sister atop an amputee pterodactyl that smells like Diva's ass shit on Chyna's clit.
I bet there's a good story behind this.
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post #72 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:05pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
Fabfunk playing feces-smeared bagpipes while nose-fucking your menstruating Amish sister atop an amputee pterodactyl that smells like Diva's ass shit on Chyna's clit.
I think I saw that playing in the window of a porn shop last weekend.
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post #73 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:10pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I bet there's a good story behind this.
I smell a sitcom!
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post #74 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:16pm
Diva plowing Gandolfini with a strap-on while Slater plays a jaunty tune on the ol' 88 keys and Devin whistles dixie in a cocktail dress and maybe the Joker is rubbing another man's (Brad's) rhubarb.

JUST KIDDING ARE YOU GUYS DOWN BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOOT THIS BY SUNDAY.
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post #75 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:21pm
You NEVER rub another man's rhubarb!
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post #76 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:29pm
Rap battles.
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post #77 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:30pm
Adults.
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post #78 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:34pm
Grass on the field.
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post #79 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:34pm
Survivors.
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post #80 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:35pm
5 of the 6 Gummie Bears.
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post #81 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:37pm
People that aren't Level 70 HURRRRtards.
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post #82 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:45pm
Thread Starter 
Bea Arthur and Abe Vigoda.
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post #83 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:50pm
My Um-berella-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
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post #84 of 341
8/3/07 at 4:59pm
A chick who has one eye hanging out of its socket and is very obviously rushing through the scene so she can be driven off to hospital.
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post #85 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:10pm
Hemroids.
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post #86 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:11pm
The crucifixion of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

Oh, and the Street Sharks.
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post #87 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:11pm
Grizzly bears.
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post #88 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:12pm
A firing squad.
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post #89 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:14pm
Machine

*web-hi-5 to person who gets the reference
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post #90 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:17pm
The Dark Half?
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post #91 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:24pm
A vagina that is also a Sarlac Pit
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post #92 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
Machine

*web-hi-5 to person who gets the reference
James Gandolfini, Juaquin Phoenix, and Nicholas Cage in an oh-so-tender embrace. Oh, and the Spanish Inquisition.
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post #93 of 341
8/3/07 at 5:33pm
Quote:
James Gandolfini, Juaquin Phoenix, and Nicholas Cage in an oh-so-tender embrace.
The high-five is yours, my friend.
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post #94 of 341
8/3/07 at 7:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
A vagina that is also a Sarlac Pit
Hell, what OTHER kind is there?
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post #95 of 341
8/3/07 at 7:30pm
A tossing of the salad gone horribly wrong
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post #96 of 341
8/3/07 at 8:05pm
Videodrome

Andy Milonakis
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post #97 of 341
8/3/07 at 8:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
The high-five is yours, my friend.
Back atcha!

An orgy involving The Partridge Family, The Brady Bunch, The Osmonds, The Jacksons, The Cowsills, and the Bay City Rollers. I don't even want to hear the soundtrack for such a flim either.
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post #98 of 341
8/3/07 at 8:32pm
Anything involving bodily waste and especially earwax.
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post #99 of 341
8/3/07 at 8:45pm
Two things my friend showed me last week:

1) A man sticking his entire head inside of a (90 lb) woman's vagina

2) A girl pumping a guys pisshole with a dildo.
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post #100 of 341
8/3/07 at 8:47pm
Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid and /or Seattle Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren.
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